I've seen some hilarious ones, but once I saw one called "Weapons of Ass Destruction". That takes the cake! :crackup: Oh, and I'll never forget one I saw called "Toby Bryant's backcourt violation". It was supposed to be porno re-enactment of Kobe Bryant's alledged sodomy of that girl in Colorado.
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
what's the funniest title for a porno?
- Thread starter speakeasy
- Start date
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Ken785
Master Don Juan
Grandma's a Wh0re 6
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Play the Game
Master Don Juan
Octo*****, like the james bond villan.
War Against Betaism
Master Don Juan
Saving Ryan's Privates
Ken785
Master Don Juan
Space Nuts...making fun of Star wars or Space balls i think...has that one hot pornstar in it Stormy.
http://www.funnytitles.com/
http://personal.pitnet.net/micah/porno.html
i liked...
Armageddon-it-on.
Ass Ventura: Crack Detective
Enema at the Gates
hairy porker and the order of the penis
Indiana Bones and the temple of Poon
Yourasslick Park
Inspect Her Gadget
ET the Extra Testicle
http://personal.pitnet.net/micah/porno.html
i liked...
Armageddon-it-on.
Ass Ventura: Crack Detective
Enema at the Gates
hairy porker and the order of the penis
Indiana Bones and the temple of Poon
Yourasslick Park
Inspect Her Gadget
ET the Extra Testicle
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Fumbduck
Don Juan
Was in NYC and walked into one of those sex shops- 3 levels of the DUMBEST titles ever- need a good laugh, check something like that out
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Debbie Does Dishes
I love Hyori Lee
Senior Don Juan
- Joined
- Mar 23, 2006
- Messages
- 305
- Reaction score
- 2
Taichi Tits
War Against Betaism
Master Don Juan
LOL! These are my two favorites:joekerr31 said:
A Beautiful Ass
Lord Of The G-Strings
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Rebound Material
Master Don Juan
"BlackCOCK Down" = Black hawk down
"Remember the Tight ones" = Remember the titans
"Remember the Tight ones" = Remember the titans
Mr.Positive
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Feb 13, 2007
- Messages
- 1,855
- Reaction score
- 99
Ass Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Brown Eye
Ever onward
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jul 11, 2004
- Messages
- 968
- Reaction score
- 3
Jurassic Pork
mahon83050
Banned
"Krammin for Finals"
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.