howardalex
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personally I'd put clenbuterol in all her food....:rockon:
anyone else got a good idea?
anyone else got a good idea?
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
what would you do if your girl started turning fat?
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
THE_ADDMAN
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put her out to pasture.
mooooooooooooooooooo
mooooooooooooooooooo
howardalex
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anyone? ephedrine in her tea?
6-heads lewis
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eat her. there are some great recipe recommendations in the accompanying thread "would you eat a fat person?"
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gym membership for christmas/birthday/valentines day/anniversary/ your birthday, whatever comes first
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
I had a similar probelm before I broke up with mine. You know that the question is coming, the "Am I fat?" question. We all fear this.
Howardalex's question needs to be answered because it will affect us all one day....
Howardalex's question needs to be answered because it will affect us all one day....
6-heads lewis
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if most of the fat went to her butt, send her to LA to shoot for 'AssParade', and then jerk off to the film.
penkitten
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i saw a couple get divorced over this gift.Kev07 said:
howardalex
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so far this one made me laugh most6-heads lewis said:
6 heads lewis was close
You can't go very far with the hints or you will seem like an azzhole and she will get all self righteous on you.
About the only thing you can do is start working out a lot yourself, and let her see it. Make her feel really guilty about it, maybe ask if she wants to go to the gym with you (but not right away, after a while). If you start getting six pack abs, she will feel really guilty for being fat and lazy.
About the only thing you can do is start working out a lot yourself, and let her see it. Make her feel really guilty about it, maybe ask if she wants to go to the gym with you (but not right away, after a while). If you start getting six pack abs, she will feel really guilty for being fat and lazy.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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penkitten said:
i can see myself getting a divorce over a fat wife
Francisco d'Anconia
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This type of thing doesn't happen overnight. Unless you are in a really LTR, she either already had an overeating problem or outstanding issues that could create it. Look for these things when qualifying a woman and it'll pay off by saving you the heartache.
Fascism Fun
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If you're not married, no problemo! If you're married, I believe that's called The Ol' Five to Seven Pounds a Year Trick. Eliminate the odds, don't get married.
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Cultivation of a healthy lifestyle together that includes strenous exrecise is a good idea for any LTR. My brother is married for over 20 years and they both look really good. One thing they do as a couple is run daily on his and hers treadmills.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Hahahahahaha, I was just going to suggest the same thing!6-heads lewis said:
:crackup:
Mandiblard
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Only date healthy people, unhealthy people don't love themselves so they don't deserve another persons love.