howardalex
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personally I'd put clenbuterol in all her food....:rockon:
anyone else got a good idea?
anyone else got a good idea?
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
what would you do if your girl started turning fat?
- Thread starter howardalex
- Start date
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
THE_ADDMAN
Master Don Juan
put her out to pasture.
mooooooooooooooooooo
mooooooooooooooooooo
howardalex
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anyone? ephedrine in her tea?
6-heads lewis
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eat her. there are some great recipe recommendations in the accompanying thread "would you eat a fat person?"
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gym membership for christmas/birthday/valentines day/anniversary/ your birthday, whatever comes first
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
I had a similar probelm before I broke up with mine. You know that the question is coming, the "Am I fat?" question. We all fear this.
Howardalex's question needs to be answered because it will affect us all one day....
Howardalex's question needs to be answered because it will affect us all one day....
6-heads lewis
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if most of the fat went to her butt, send her to LA to shoot for 'AssParade', and then jerk off to the film.
penkitten
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i saw a couple get divorced over this gift.Kev07 said:
howardalex
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so far this one made me laugh most6-heads lewis said:
6 heads lewis was close
You can't go very far with the hints or you will seem like an azzhole and she will get all self righteous on you.
About the only thing you can do is start working out a lot yourself, and let her see it. Make her feel really guilty about it, maybe ask if she wants to go to the gym with you (but not right away, after a while). If you start getting six pack abs, she will feel really guilty for being fat and lazy.
About the only thing you can do is start working out a lot yourself, and let her see it. Make her feel really guilty about it, maybe ask if she wants to go to the gym with you (but not right away, after a while). If you start getting six pack abs, she will feel really guilty for being fat and lazy.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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penkitten said:
i can see myself getting a divorce over a fat wife
Francisco d'Anconia
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This type of thing doesn't happen overnight. Unless you are in a really LTR, she either already had an overeating problem or outstanding issues that could create it. Look for these things when qualifying a woman and it'll pay off by saving you the heartache.
Fascism Fun
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If you're not married, no problemo! If you're married, I believe that's called The Ol' Five to Seven Pounds a Year Trick. Eliminate the odds, don't get married.
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Cultivation of a healthy lifestyle together that includes strenous exrecise is a good idea for any LTR. My brother is married for over 20 years and they both look really good. One thing they do as a couple is run daily on his and hers treadmills.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
~attrACTION~
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Hahahahahaha, I was just going to suggest the same thing!6-heads lewis said:
:crackup:
Mandiblard
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Only date healthy people, unhealthy people don't love themselves so they don't deserve another persons love.