howardalex
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personally I'd put clenbuterol in all her food....:rockon:
anyone else got a good idea?
anyone else got a good idea?
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
what would you do if your girl started turning fat?
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
THE_ADDMAN
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put her out to pasture.
mooooooooooooooooooo
mooooooooooooooooooo
howardalex
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anyone? ephedrine in her tea?
6-heads lewis
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eat her. there are some great recipe recommendations in the accompanying thread "would you eat a fat person?"
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gym membership for christmas/birthday/valentines day/anniversary/ your birthday, whatever comes first
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I had a similar probelm before I broke up with mine. You know that the question is coming, the "Am I fat?" question. We all fear this.
Howardalex's question needs to be answered because it will affect us all one day....
Howardalex's question needs to be answered because it will affect us all one day....
6-heads lewis
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if most of the fat went to her butt, send her to LA to shoot for 'AssParade', and then jerk off to the film.
penkitten
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i saw a couple get divorced over this gift.Kev07 said:
howardalex
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so far this one made me laugh most6-heads lewis said:
6 heads lewis was close
You can't go very far with the hints or you will seem like an azzhole and she will get all self righteous on you.
About the only thing you can do is start working out a lot yourself, and let her see it. Make her feel really guilty about it, maybe ask if she wants to go to the gym with you (but not right away, after a while). If you start getting six pack abs, she will feel really guilty for being fat and lazy.
About the only thing you can do is start working out a lot yourself, and let her see it. Make her feel really guilty about it, maybe ask if she wants to go to the gym with you (but not right away, after a while). If you start getting six pack abs, she will feel really guilty for being fat and lazy.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
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penkitten said:
i can see myself getting a divorce over a fat wife
Francisco d'Anconia
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This type of thing doesn't happen overnight. Unless you are in a really LTR, she either already had an overeating problem or outstanding issues that could create it. Look for these things when qualifying a woman and it'll pay off by saving you the heartache.
Fascism Fun
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If you're not married, no problemo! If you're married, I believe that's called The Ol' Five to Seven Pounds a Year Trick. Eliminate the odds, don't get married.
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Cultivation of a healthy lifestyle together that includes strenous exrecise is a good idea for any LTR. My brother is married for over 20 years and they both look really good. One thing they do as a couple is run daily on his and hers treadmills.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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Hahahahahaha, I was just going to suggest the same thing!6-heads lewis said:
:crackup:
Mandiblard
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Only date healthy people, unhealthy people don't love themselves so they don't deserve another persons love.