howardalex
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personally I'd put clenbuterol in all her food....:rockon:
anyone else got a good idea?
anyone else got a good idea?
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
what would you do if your girl started turning fat?
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
THE_ADDMAN
Master Don Juan
put her out to pasture.
mooooooooooooooooooo
mooooooooooooooooooo
howardalex
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anyone? ephedrine in her tea?
6-heads lewis
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eat her. there are some great recipe recommendations in the accompanying thread "would you eat a fat person?"
Kev07
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gym membership for christmas/birthday/valentines day/anniversary/ your birthday, whatever comes first
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
I had a similar probelm before I broke up with mine. You know that the question is coming, the "Am I fat?" question. We all fear this.
Howardalex's question needs to be answered because it will affect us all one day....
Howardalex's question needs to be answered because it will affect us all one day....
6-heads lewis
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if most of the fat went to her butt, send her to LA to shoot for 'AssParade', and then jerk off to the film.
penkitten
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i saw a couple get divorced over this gift.Kev07 said:
howardalex
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so far this one made me laugh most6-heads lewis said:
6 heads lewis was close
You can't go very far with the hints or you will seem like an azzhole and she will get all self righteous on you.
About the only thing you can do is start working out a lot yourself, and let her see it. Make her feel really guilty about it, maybe ask if she wants to go to the gym with you (but not right away, after a while). If you start getting six pack abs, she will feel really guilty for being fat and lazy.
About the only thing you can do is start working out a lot yourself, and let her see it. Make her feel really guilty about it, maybe ask if she wants to go to the gym with you (but not right away, after a while). If you start getting six pack abs, she will feel really guilty for being fat and lazy.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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penkitten said:
i can see myself getting a divorce over a fat wife
Francisco d'Anconia
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This type of thing doesn't happen overnight. Unless you are in a really LTR, she either already had an overeating problem or outstanding issues that could create it. Look for these things when qualifying a woman and it'll pay off by saving you the heartache.
Fascism Fun
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If you're not married, no problemo! If you're married, I believe that's called The Ol' Five to Seven Pounds a Year Trick. Eliminate the odds, don't get married.
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Cultivation of a healthy lifestyle together that includes strenous exrecise is a good idea for any LTR. My brother is married for over 20 years and they both look really good. One thing they do as a couple is run daily on his and hers treadmills.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
~attrACTION~
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Hahahahahaha, I was just going to suggest the same thing!6-heads lewis said:
:crackup:
Mandiblard
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Only date healthy people, unhealthy people don't love themselves so they don't deserve another persons love.