howardalex
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personally I'd put clenbuterol in all her food....:rockon:
anyone else got a good idea?
anyone else got a good idea?
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
what would you do if your girl started turning fat?
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
THE_ADDMAN
Master Don Juan
put her out to pasture.
mooooooooooooooooooo
mooooooooooooooooooo
howardalex
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anyone? ephedrine in her tea?
6-heads lewis
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eat her. there are some great recipe recommendations in the accompanying thread "would you eat a fat person?"
Kev07
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gym membership for christmas/birthday/valentines day/anniversary/ your birthday, whatever comes first
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
I had a similar probelm before I broke up with mine. You know that the question is coming, the "Am I fat?" question. We all fear this.
Howardalex's question needs to be answered because it will affect us all one day....
Howardalex's question needs to be answered because it will affect us all one day....
6-heads lewis
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if most of the fat went to her butt, send her to LA to shoot for 'AssParade', and then jerk off to the film.
penkitten
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i saw a couple get divorced over this gift.Kev07 said:
howardalex
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so far this one made me laugh most6-heads lewis said:
6 heads lewis was close
You can't go very far with the hints or you will seem like an azzhole and she will get all self righteous on you.
About the only thing you can do is start working out a lot yourself, and let her see it. Make her feel really guilty about it, maybe ask if she wants to go to the gym with you (but not right away, after a while). If you start getting six pack abs, she will feel really guilty for being fat and lazy.
About the only thing you can do is start working out a lot yourself, and let her see it. Make her feel really guilty about it, maybe ask if she wants to go to the gym with you (but not right away, after a while). If you start getting six pack abs, she will feel really guilty for being fat and lazy.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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penkitten said:
i can see myself getting a divorce over a fat wife
Francisco d'Anconia
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This type of thing doesn't happen overnight. Unless you are in a really LTR, she either already had an overeating problem or outstanding issues that could create it. Look for these things when qualifying a woman and it'll pay off by saving you the heartache.
Fascism Fun
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If you're not married, no problemo! If you're married, I believe that's called The Ol' Five to Seven Pounds a Year Trick. Eliminate the odds, don't get married.
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Cultivation of a healthy lifestyle together that includes strenous exrecise is a good idea for any LTR. My brother is married for over 20 years and they both look really good. One thing they do as a couple is run daily on his and hers treadmills.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
~attrACTION~
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Hahahahahaha, I was just going to suggest the same thing!6-heads lewis said:
:crackup:
Mandiblard
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Only date healthy people, unhealthy people don't love themselves so they don't deserve another persons love.