"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What to do when a girl youre dating forgets your bday?

mtlwlu

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I went on a few dates with a girl (4) and we hit it off really good, our work schedules this summer havent been the best for seeing each other so its been hard, anyways it was my bday yesterday and I didnt get a phone call or a text hell not even a facebook message lol. I think thats a sign to officially next her.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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shaunuk

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Erm, how do you expect a girl to even know when your birthday is if you've had 4 dates and haven't even seen her in a while?

If she didn't go on facebook that day, I'm guessing she never even knew.

And you're gonna 'next' her for that? I wouldn't even be p1ssed off with my best mates if they forgot my birthday
 

horaholic

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Dont next her, but exploit that shyt! Tell her she owes you a bj for it.
 

mtlwlu

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well 4 dates, but we were in class together at school all year, and I invited her out to party for my bday.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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londonzen

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2 b honjest i dont even remember my bday sometime let alone others
 

amoka

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mtlwlu said:
well 4 dates, but we were in class together at school all year, and I invited her out to party for my bday.
You invited her to this year's birthday or one of your previous birthdays. Was she there for the party?
 
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