P_Dawg_Jalapeno
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i need ideas poepel!
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
what should me and my girlfriend do on our 1 year anniversary of being together?
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- Start date
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Bluntmaster
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Give her a picture of her ex's big veiny johnson, since she thinks about it so much.
Iceberg
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Look everybody. It's the troll with the weed-stealing, ex-boyfriend's underwear-wearing, girlfriend who still talks about her ex's penis.
Trolling internet message boards was fun when I was 12. If you happen to be older than 12, then perhaps it's time to take up a less geeky hobby. Like World of Warcraft or knitting.
Trolling internet message boards was fun when I was 12. If you happen to be older than 12, then perhaps it's time to take up a less geeky hobby. Like World of Warcraft or knitting.
P_Dawg_Jalapeno
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why am i a troll i dont understand? i dont live under a bridge or eat babys
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
P_Dawg_Jalapeno
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maqnetik said:
I make $43,000 a year. So what would be reasonable?
Paintballguy
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go out for a nice dinner?
SandHawk
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Get a prostitute and have a threesome with her. You can't give her a better happy-1st-anniversary gift than that.
P_Dawg_Jalapeno
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Paintballguy said:
we do that all the time
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
comic_relief
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I'm more of a fan of sacrificing small children from the local orphanageAlle_Gory said:
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comic_relief
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When my ex was single, that is what happened to me too.amoka said:
- comic_relief
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
SweetDannyJ
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No way! I was just gonna come in and say the exact same thing verbatim lol! :crackup:PairPlusRoyalFlush said:
Seems to be the standard advice these days on the boards. Hilarious!!!
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She stole weed from him, and she told him she dreams about her ex's johnson.
We told him to dump her, and he is so p/ssy whipped he has ignored the warning. This guy will learn the hard way, IF she isn't already cheating on him.
And he wants to buy her a gift? Buy her NOTHING. That is the best advice.
What did she buy the OP? I have a guess... NOTHING.
We told him to dump her, and he is so p/ssy whipped he has ignored the warning. This guy will learn the hard way, IF she isn't already cheating on him.
And he wants to buy her a gift? Buy her NOTHING. That is the best advice.
What did she buy the OP? I have a guess... NOTHING.