P_Dawg_Jalapeno
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i need ideas poepel!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
what should me and my girlfriend do on our 1 year anniversary of being together?
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Bluntmaster
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Give her a picture of her ex's big veiny johnson, since she thinks about it so much.
Iceberg
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Look everybody. It's the troll with the weed-stealing, ex-boyfriend's underwear-wearing, girlfriend who still talks about her ex's penis.
Trolling internet message boards was fun when I was 12. If you happen to be older than 12, then perhaps it's time to take up a less geeky hobby. Like World of Warcraft or knitting.
Trolling internet message boards was fun when I was 12. If you happen to be older than 12, then perhaps it's time to take up a less geeky hobby. Like World of Warcraft or knitting.
P_Dawg_Jalapeno
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why am i a troll i dont understand? i dont live under a bridge or eat babys
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
P_Dawg_Jalapeno
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maqnetik said:
I make $43,000 a year. So what would be reasonable?
Paintballguy
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go out for a nice dinner?
SandHawk
Master Don Juan
Get a prostitute and have a threesome with her. You can't give her a better happy-1st-anniversary gift than that.
P_Dawg_Jalapeno
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Paintballguy said:
we do that all the time
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
comic_relief
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I'm more of a fan of sacrificing small children from the local orphanageAlle_Gory said:
- comic_relief
comic_relief
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When my ex was single, that is what happened to me too.amoka said:
- comic_relief
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
SweetDannyJ
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No way! I was just gonna come in and say the exact same thing verbatim lol! :crackup:PairPlusRoyalFlush said:
Seems to be the standard advice these days on the boards. Hilarious!!!
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She stole weed from him, and she told him she dreams about her ex's johnson.
We told him to dump her, and he is so p/ssy whipped he has ignored the warning. This guy will learn the hard way, IF she isn't already cheating on him.
And he wants to buy her a gift? Buy her NOTHING. That is the best advice.
What did she buy the OP? I have a guess... NOTHING.
We told him to dump her, and he is so p/ssy whipped he has ignored the warning. This guy will learn the hard way, IF she isn't already cheating on him.
And he wants to buy her a gift? Buy her NOTHING. That is the best advice.
What did she buy the OP? I have a guess... NOTHING.