P_Dawg_Jalapeno
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i need ideas poepel!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
what should me and my girlfriend do on our 1 year anniversary of being together?
- Thread starter P_Dawg_Jalapeno
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Bluntmaster
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Give her a picture of her ex's big veiny johnson, since she thinks about it so much.
Iceberg
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Look everybody. It's the troll with the weed-stealing, ex-boyfriend's underwear-wearing, girlfriend who still talks about her ex's penis.
Trolling internet message boards was fun when I was 12. If you happen to be older than 12, then perhaps it's time to take up a less geeky hobby. Like World of Warcraft or knitting.
Trolling internet message boards was fun when I was 12. If you happen to be older than 12, then perhaps it's time to take up a less geeky hobby. Like World of Warcraft or knitting.
P_Dawg_Jalapeno
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why am i a troll i dont understand? i dont live under a bridge or eat babys
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
P_Dawg_Jalapeno
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maqnetik said:
I make $43,000 a year. So what would be reasonable?
Paintballguy
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go out for a nice dinner?
SandHawk
Master Don Juan
Get a prostitute and have a threesome with her. You can't give her a better happy-1st-anniversary gift than that.
P_Dawg_Jalapeno
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Paintballguy said:
we do that all the time
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
comic_relief
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I'm more of a fan of sacrificing small children from the local orphanageAlle_Gory said:
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comic_relief
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When my ex was single, that is what happened to me too.amoka said:
- comic_relief
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
SweetDannyJ
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No way! I was just gonna come in and say the exact same thing verbatim lol! :crackup:PairPlusRoyalFlush said:
Seems to be the standard advice these days on the boards. Hilarious!!!
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She stole weed from him, and she told him she dreams about her ex's johnson.
We told him to dump her, and he is so p/ssy whipped he has ignored the warning. This guy will learn the hard way, IF she isn't already cheating on him.
And he wants to buy her a gift? Buy her NOTHING. That is the best advice.
What did she buy the OP? I have a guess... NOTHING.
We told him to dump her, and he is so p/ssy whipped he has ignored the warning. This guy will learn the hard way, IF she isn't already cheating on him.
And he wants to buy her a gift? Buy her NOTHING. That is the best advice.
What did she buy the OP? I have a guess... NOTHING.