P_Dawg_Jalapeno
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i need ideas poepel!
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
what should me and my girlfriend do on our 1 year anniversary of being together?
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Bluntmaster
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Give her a picture of her ex's big veiny johnson, since she thinks about it so much.
Iceberg
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Look everybody. It's the troll with the weed-stealing, ex-boyfriend's underwear-wearing, girlfriend who still talks about her ex's penis.
Trolling internet message boards was fun when I was 12. If you happen to be older than 12, then perhaps it's time to take up a less geeky hobby. Like World of Warcraft or knitting.
Trolling internet message boards was fun when I was 12. If you happen to be older than 12, then perhaps it's time to take up a less geeky hobby. Like World of Warcraft or knitting.
P_Dawg_Jalapeno
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why am i a troll i dont understand? i dont live under a bridge or eat babys
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
P_Dawg_Jalapeno
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maqnetik said:
I make $43,000 a year. So what would be reasonable?
Paintballguy
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go out for a nice dinner?
SandHawk
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Get a prostitute and have a threesome with her. You can't give her a better happy-1st-anniversary gift than that.
P_Dawg_Jalapeno
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Paintballguy said:
we do that all the time
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
comic_relief
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I'm more of a fan of sacrificing small children from the local orphanageAlle_Gory said:
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comic_relief
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When my ex was single, that is what happened to me too.amoka said:
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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No way! I was just gonna come in and say the exact same thing verbatim lol! :crackup:PairPlusRoyalFlush said:
Seems to be the standard advice these days on the boards. Hilarious!!!
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She stole weed from him, and she told him she dreams about her ex's johnson.
We told him to dump her, and he is so p/ssy whipped he has ignored the warning. This guy will learn the hard way, IF she isn't already cheating on him.
And he wants to buy her a gift? Buy her NOTHING. That is the best advice.
What did she buy the OP? I have a guess... NOTHING.
We told him to dump her, and he is so p/ssy whipped he has ignored the warning. This guy will learn the hard way, IF she isn't already cheating on him.
And he wants to buy her a gift? Buy her NOTHING. That is the best advice.
What did she buy the OP? I have a guess... NOTHING.