"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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^ exactly, you know you could think its 6 or 8 or 9 or w.e but basically who you think is semi-hot and not like the models most of us are trying to chase after.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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cordoncordon said:
See that goes to show you the difference in people's tastes. To me that girl is no more than a 5 to a 6.
well i love her personality, and i have a thing for leggy petite short haired women

here is a better pic

http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Julianne_Nicholson/JulianneNich_J__McCart_11471338.jpg


i'd have her legs all behind the ****ing stove and ****


anyway, here is my fiancee

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff85/strawberryroad/vacation/londonnightclub.jpg

far right. on a scale of 1 to 10 i give her a solid 7 on a bad i dont' give a damn day, when she puts it together an 8.5

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff85/strawberryroad/2005-08-18/c73f.jpg

the gilr on the right is the gilr that brought me here. honestly to this day, in person, never seen a better looking woman. 9.5 but when you take everything else into a consideration probably a 5.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I look at it like this. if you have a women that you cannot pick out anything wrong with her you got something good. I dont mean perfect, but when she is in a swimsuit or your having sex with her and there is nothing that you dont want to not look at then you are fine.

there are a lot of women who really dont have any flaws in there appearance its just that they dont have that strong sexual porno star type look.

I am picky and I have found a nice amount of women who I couldnt even be picky with anything really.
 

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thedude4242 said:
I look at it like this. if you have a women that you cannot pick out anything wrong with her you got something good. I dont mean perfect, but when she is in a swimsuit or your having sex with her and there is nothing that you dont want to not look at then you are fine.

there are a lot of women who really dont have any flaws in there appearance its just that they dont have that strong sexual porno star type look.

I am picky and I have found a nice amount of women who I couldnt even be picky with anything really.
exactly
 

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f283000 said:
She's a solid 7 but not a 8.
That's fine...have no problem with that, though I bet 99% of most men would disagree with you. Now show who you are dating. :) Oh wait, you are a fan of the thick and curvy girls thread aren't you? You like your girls to look like NFL linebackers. Ahhhhhh...nevermind lol.
 
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honestly.. lol, really don't give a damn what someone rates a girl i'm ****ing.. lol, it's not like my **** gets harder or anything if i'm ****ing a 9 or a 7. it's what gets my rocks off, not anyone else's
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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BigJimbo said:
I say 5.5 tops. "Two Dollah! I say Two Dollah! GI get boom-boom for two dollah!" Sorry, guys. Just had a flashback from 'Nam.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UhbAvIaysU
Basically, the same exact thing. This must be porn for some of you guys.
I wonder if she tells cordon "me luv u long time"

I just bagged myself a hot latina girlfriend. I'm not posting her pic though.
 

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Bluntmaster said:
I wonder if she tells cordon "me luv u long time"

I just bagged myself a hot latina girlfriend. I'm not posting her pic though.
What? You don't need "Internet Validation"? Post a pic of her.
 

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Bluntmaster said:
I wonder if she tells cordon "me luv u long time"

I just bagged myself a hot latina girlfriend. I'm not posting her pic though.
Actually she has no accent at all. She moved here when she was 5 from Taiwan and has the most American, girly, sexy voice you can possibly imagine. :)
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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cordoncordon said:
Cough cough....Bullsh1t...cough cough.


Not bad, and for sure a marked improvement over what you have dated in the past, but not even close to mine. :)

Don't quote that I'm taking it down. I've been rambling about that chic for 3 weeks.
 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKr3M3G4TmE&feature=related
This is REAL pickup video. No actors. Just an Asian American guy with a bad video camera documenting life in the Former Soviet Union. Dude has dozens of hours of this stuff. I give him credit. Imagine what a guy like me gets in that part of the world! Take it from me and him! Learn Russian and TRAVEL! If you like slant eyed girls learn Russian and get yourself a Kazakh.


http://www.happierabroad.com/ebook/Collage.htm
Eh, more of what he gets. Of course something like this won't turn on the boys and middle class bums in America. Nope. They are stuck. Some of us laugh at them from afar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abPit0-noG0&feature=related
Beating any "Asian" looking broad I ever saw in America. These are Kazakhs. Plus, they are Muslims. Not hardcore, but still Muslim enough that most are not total tramps. Over a million of them in Moscow.
 

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BigJimbo said:
http://www.happierabroad.com/ebook/Collage.htm
Eh, more of what he gets. Of course something like this won't turn on the boys and middle class bums in America. Nope. They are stuck. Some of us laugh at them from afar.
Haha, that asian geek boy has been around for 10 years on the net. Goes around and takes pics with girls and pretends that is him "picking them up". IF that is who you use as a role model and comrade in arms, you really are just a geek boy too aren't you? Wow.

BigJimbo said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abPit0-noG0&feature=related
Beating any "Asian" looking broad I ever saw in America. These are Kazakhs. Plus, they are Muslims. Not hardcore, but still Muslim enough that most are not total tramps. Over a million of them in Moscow.
Eh...some of them are pretty. Most are 5's and 6's. Pure Asian women in Taiwan, Thailand, Japan, etc are much more beautiful imo if you want to compare Asians specifically.
 

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I wonder if she tells cordon "me luv u long time"
I wonder if she's with cordon just for the green card like a lot of asian girls use white guys for :eek:

Cordon, while the is certainly pretty which I don't deny I think you might be going off the wrong path here brother. This is what the 100th time you post her pic/talk about her and show her off in the forums.

I just worry what will happen when things go sour and you guys break up. You will end up feeling like _____.

It's never a good sign when you end up showing off your gf to other people and putting her on a pedestal. You build her up to be this great thing and next thing you know she's gone. I'm not saying it will happen soon or anything but you should be careful. Girlfriends are disposable and the more you make them as sort of a prize the harder it will be coping without them.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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