Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Sure, why would you wuss out and lie? What are you afriad of? IT'S NONE OF HER FVCKIN' BUSINESS!!!
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
what do YOU say when a girl asks you, "How many women have you been with?"
- Thread starter T Dog
- Start date
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
pimp in training
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what do you mean? i didnt say lie, i just said tell the ho its nonna her business....im just saying if you tell her and its a high number i DONT think she'd be impressed...Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
Sure, why would you wuss out and lie? What are you afriad of? IT'S NONE OF HER FVCKIN' BUSINESS!!!
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
You tell a AFC not to tell her a high number and what will he do, lie more than likely. But then again, if he tells her a high number and he's a AFC he's probably lying already.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
i agree it makes him tryin to get some gash...
man this thread is old stuff..like 2 yrs...
where the heck is my beer? dang dude .. did you have to go to iceland to get it?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
So what if she asks about the mice?
penkitten
Master Don Juan
unless shes laying on your bed half nekkid listening to a furry critter chew on the wall.. shes not gonna think about mice..Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
So what if she asks about the mice?
its a stupid **** test.. ignore it.. and do something else..
Someone posted this..
"Numbers don't matter, all that matters is that I'm here with YOU now."
Improvement..
"all that matters is that I'm here with YOU enjoying this special time"
Even better... change the thread..
"u know how amazing it feels to hold each other right now.. "
She changed the topic from U AND HER to U AND HISTORY.. CHANGE IT BACK TO U AND HER.. Active moment not history..
Someone posted this..
"Numbers don't matter, all that matters is that I'm here with YOU now."
Improvement..
"all that matters is that I'm here with YOU enjoying this special time"
Even better... change the thread..
"u know how amazing it feels to hold each other right now.. "
She changed the topic from U AND HER to U AND HISTORY.. CHANGE IT BACK TO U AND HER.. Active moment not history..
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Her: "I have slept with 6, what about you?"
Me: "Oh, it is a competition?"
Her: "No."
Me: "Oh, good. I hate losing."
Her: "Hehehe. You mean you've had less than 6?"
Me: "Well do you consider having more sex partners winning?"
Her: ....
(smile)
Me: "Oh, it is a competition?"
Her: "No."
Me: "Oh, good. I hate losing."
Her: "Hehehe. You mean you've had less than 6?"
Me: "Well do you consider having more sex partners winning?"
Her: ....
(smile)
penkitten
Master Don Juan
rofl
PeterCrouch
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Ive been with no women, so how should i reply to this?
BTW im 19 and no exactly proud of not being with any women!
BTW im 19 and no exactly proud of not being with any women!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
brat-buster
Don Juan
Some of my responses to either of these questions always ina charming ****y funny way is..............
Why? do you want me to show you how to pick up/ sleep with girls?
or
"Thousands"
or
(with a sly smile) none......I'm a virgin. (they know I'm kidding cuz I'm 39)
Why? do you want me to show you how to pick up/ sleep with girls?
or
"Thousands"
or
(with a sly smile) none......I'm a virgin. (they know I'm kidding cuz I'm 39)
T
tj
Guest
the truth.. never lie to a woman it will and always comes back to haunt you.
perhaps wait untill she becomes number 50 or whatever first
perhaps wait untill she becomes number 50 or whatever first
Depending on the mood - I'm a smartass, and for me the 'obvious lie' often gets a big laugh with a playful laugh "whatever! you're horrible" such as:
"Actually, by court order I cannot sleep with girls - they determined that it was in society's best interest that I never reproduce"
"I've been too scared to sleep with anybody ever since I almost lost my virginity to a she-male"
You could go the other way, too, and obviously exaggerate.
"Well, there's a period in my life where I was willing to sell my body... and I slept with hundreds of beautiful but desperate women in a 6 month period. That's how I earned my down payment for my house" (I don't have a house)
It's not lying if she knows your full of sh!t.
"Actually, by court order I cannot sleep with girls - they determined that it was in society's best interest that I never reproduce"
"I've been too scared to sleep with anybody ever since I almost lost my virginity to a she-male"
You could go the other way, too, and obviously exaggerate.
"Well, there's a period in my life where I was willing to sell my body... and I slept with hundreds of beautiful but desperate women in a 6 month period. That's how I earned my down payment for my house" (I don't have a house)
It's not lying if she knows your full of sh!t.
Microphone Fiend
Master Don Juan
perhaps not the best in the situation, but definitely the funniest, the best ones are in the 1st 3 pages
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.