“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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what do YOU say when a girl asks you, "How many women have you been with?"

Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by pimp in training
hmmm...thats a thought...anyone else to back him up, or do you agree that it makes you seem like a man-*****/slut/player?
Sure, why would you wuss out and lie? What are you afriad of? IT'S NONE OF HER FVCKIN' BUSINESS!!!:rolleyes:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
Sure, why would you wuss out and lie? What are you afriad of? IT'S NONE OF HER FVCKIN' BUSINESS!!!:rolleyes:
what do you mean? i didnt say lie, i just said tell the ho its nonna her business....im just saying if you tell her and its a high number i DONT think she'd be impressed...
 

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You tell a AFC not to tell her a high number and what will he do, lie more than likely. But then again, if he tells her a high number and he's a AFC he's probably lying already. :p
 

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Say 42, its the answer to Life, the universe, and everything, so i'm pretty sure it works in this situation.
 

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Originally posted by pimp in training
hmmm...thats a thought...anyone else to back him up, or do you agree that it makes you seem like a man-*****/slut/player?
i agree it makes him tryin to get some gash...

man this thread is old stuff..like 2 yrs...

where the heck is my beer? dang dude .. did you have to go to iceland to get it?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by Vincent
Say 42, its the answer to Life, the universe, and everything, so i'm pretty sure it works in this situation.
So what if she asks about the mice? ;)
 

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Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
So what if she asks about the mice? ;)
unless shes laying on your bed half nekkid listening to a furry critter chew on the wall.. shes not gonna think about mice..
 

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Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
So what if she asks about the mice? ;)
Tell them to bow down to our brilliant creators and go feed some dolphins.
 

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its a stupid **** test.. ignore it.. and do something else..

Someone posted this..

"Numbers don't matter, all that matters is that I'm here with YOU now."

Improvement..

"all that matters is that I'm here with YOU enjoying this special time"

Even better... change the thread..

"u know how amazing it feels to hold each other right now.. "

She changed the topic from U AND HER to U AND HISTORY.. CHANGE IT BACK TO U AND HER.. Active moment not history..
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Her: "I have slept with 6, what about you?"

Me: "Oh, it is a competition?"

Her: "No."

Me: "Oh, good. I hate losing."

Her: "Hehehe. You mean you've had less than 6?"

Me: "Well do you consider having more sex partners winning?"

Her: ....

(smile)
 

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you simply say "umm ZERO!!!!" then give her little smile and nod your head up and down a little. This will totally confuse her.
 

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...or try this:

her: How many have you been with?"

you: uumm...let me see....there was...one, two, three, four, five....then you!......six, seven, eight, nine.....
 

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Originally posted by escobar04
...or try this:

her: How many have you been with?"

you: uumm...let me see....there was...one, two, three, four, five....then you!......six, seven, eight, nine.....
rofl
 

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Ive been with no women, so how should i reply to this?

BTW im 19 and no exactly proud of not being with any women!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Some of my responses to either of these questions always ina charming ****y funny way is..............

Why? do you want me to show you how to pick up/ sleep with girls?

or

"Thousands"

or

(with a sly smile) none......I'm a virgin. (they know I'm kidding cuz I'm 39)
 
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the truth.. never lie to a woman it will and always comes back to haunt you.

perhaps wait untill she becomes number 50 or whatever first
 

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"Well there was that one from, Krogers, walmart, Sears, IHOP, Denny's, Macdonalds.."
 

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Depending on the mood - I'm a smartass, and for me the 'obvious lie' often gets a big laugh with a playful laugh "whatever! you're horrible" such as:

"Actually, by court order I cannot sleep with girls - they determined that it was in society's best interest that I never reproduce"

"I've been too scared to sleep with anybody ever since I almost lost my virginity to a she-male"

You could go the other way, too, and obviously exaggerate.

"Well, there's a period in my life where I was willing to sell my body... and I slept with hundreds of beautiful but desperate women in a 6 month period. That's how I earned my down payment for my house" (I don't have a house)

It's not lying if she knows your full of sh!t.
 

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Originally posted by DJ Rook
GIRL: How many girls have you been with?

YOU: That depends are we counting midgets as whole people or .5?

GIRL: Seriously?

YOU: Never slept with Seriously but I have slept with Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, and Sneezy, but never could score with Bashful...I wonder why?

keep doing that she'll eventually drop it. It's much more fun than saying none of your business
perhaps not the best in the situation, but definitely the funniest, the best ones are in the 1st 3 pages
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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