"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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what do YOU say when a girl asks you, "How many women have you been with?"

Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by pimp in training
hmmm...thats a thought...anyone else to back him up, or do you agree that it makes you seem like a man-*****/slut/player?
Sure, why would you wuss out and lie? What are you afriad of? IT'S NONE OF HER FVCKIN' BUSINESS!!!:rolleyes:
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
Sure, why would you wuss out and lie? What are you afriad of? IT'S NONE OF HER FVCKIN' BUSINESS!!!:rolleyes:
what do you mean? i didnt say lie, i just said tell the ho its nonna her business....im just saying if you tell her and its a high number i DONT think she'd be impressed...
 

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You tell a AFC not to tell her a high number and what will he do, lie more than likely. But then again, if he tells her a high number and he's a AFC he's probably lying already. :p
 

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Say 42, its the answer to Life, the universe, and everything, so i'm pretty sure it works in this situation.
 

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Originally posted by pimp in training
hmmm...thats a thought...anyone else to back him up, or do you agree that it makes you seem like a man-*****/slut/player?
i agree it makes him tryin to get some gash...

man this thread is old stuff..like 2 yrs...

where the heck is my beer? dang dude .. did you have to go to iceland to get it?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by Vincent
Say 42, its the answer to Life, the universe, and everything, so i'm pretty sure it works in this situation.
So what if she asks about the mice? ;)
 

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Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
So what if she asks about the mice? ;)
unless shes laying on your bed half nekkid listening to a furry critter chew on the wall.. shes not gonna think about mice..
 

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Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
So what if she asks about the mice? ;)
Tell them to bow down to our brilliant creators and go feed some dolphins.
 

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its a stupid **** test.. ignore it.. and do something else..

Someone posted this..

"Numbers don't matter, all that matters is that I'm here with YOU now."

Improvement..

"all that matters is that I'm here with YOU enjoying this special time"

Even better... change the thread..

"u know how amazing it feels to hold each other right now.. "

She changed the topic from U AND HER to U AND HISTORY.. CHANGE IT BACK TO U AND HER.. Active moment not history..
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Her: "I have slept with 6, what about you?"

Me: "Oh, it is a competition?"

Her: "No."

Me: "Oh, good. I hate losing."

Her: "Hehehe. You mean you've had less than 6?"

Me: "Well do you consider having more sex partners winning?"

Her: ....

(smile)
 

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you simply say "umm ZERO!!!!" then give her little smile and nod your head up and down a little. This will totally confuse her.
 

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...or try this:

her: How many have you been with?"

you: uumm...let me see....there was...one, two, three, four, five....then you!......six, seven, eight, nine.....
 

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Originally posted by escobar04
...or try this:

her: How many have you been with?"

you: uumm...let me see....there was...one, two, three, four, five....then you!......six, seven, eight, nine.....
rofl
 

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Ive been with no women, so how should i reply to this?

BTW im 19 and no exactly proud of not being with any women!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Some of my responses to either of these questions always ina charming ****y funny way is..............

Why? do you want me to show you how to pick up/ sleep with girls?

or

"Thousands"

or

(with a sly smile) none......I'm a virgin. (they know I'm kidding cuz I'm 39)
 
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the truth.. never lie to a woman it will and always comes back to haunt you.

perhaps wait untill she becomes number 50 or whatever first
 

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"Well there was that one from, Krogers, walmart, Sears, IHOP, Denny's, Macdonalds.."
 

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Depending on the mood - I'm a smartass, and for me the 'obvious lie' often gets a big laugh with a playful laugh "whatever! you're horrible" such as:

"Actually, by court order I cannot sleep with girls - they determined that it was in society's best interest that I never reproduce"

"I've been too scared to sleep with anybody ever since I almost lost my virginity to a she-male"

You could go the other way, too, and obviously exaggerate.

"Well, there's a period in my life where I was willing to sell my body... and I slept with hundreds of beautiful but desperate women in a 6 month period. That's how I earned my down payment for my house" (I don't have a house)

It's not lying if she knows your full of sh!t.
 

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Originally posted by DJ Rook
GIRL: How many girls have you been with?

YOU: That depends are we counting midgets as whole people or .5?

GIRL: Seriously?

YOU: Never slept with Seriously but I have slept with Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, and Sneezy, but never could score with Bashful...I wonder why?

keep doing that she'll eventually drop it. It's much more fun than saying none of your business
perhaps not the best in the situation, but definitely the funniest, the best ones are in the 1st 3 pages
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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