Sonny Knight
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:cheer: wrap up some unpaid bills in a box and give it to her:cheer:
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
What are you getting your lady for friend Valentines day
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
alpha_ash
Senior Don Juan
How about my **** in a box?
Sonny Knight
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Doesn't matter, most females judge eachother by stuff like this. It becomes a game of who got the best most romantic gift/gesture
I just dumped her, so nothing.
She was dishonest with me and that was it. What a dishonest person. I don't normally raise my voice at a woman, but I did tonight. Yelled at her. She said she wanted me to apologize and "thanks for making this situation very uncomfortable."
Yeah well it wouldn't be uncomfortable if you had honesty, humility, or preferably both, you liar.
She was hanging around the door for a long time. I think she expected me to come running up the stairs, saying, "I'm sorry honey! I didn't mean it! You're right, I shouldn't have been angry at you!" But dead silence.
I sent her an email soon after she left terminating it officially on account of her dishonesty. I caught her in her own lies and she knows it, just doesn't want to admit it. Maybe that's why she's 41 and still unmarried, LOL. And she was complaining about her boyfriend cheating on her. You know what, dishonesty attracts dishonesty (I told her that in the email).
I am still ripping mad but gosh, there is nothing better than knowing that you are right and that a woman is being dishonest, and then letting them have it to her face in the room, not electronically.
I said, "I'm glad I know your true character after only meeting you 3 times!" Which is true. It didn't take long for the monster to come out.
Zero tolerance policy worked well tonight. Out of my life forever. Moral of the story: never tolerate bullcrap from a woman, let her have it to her face. It may feel scary at first, but it is the only way to teach them a lesson.
She was dishonest with me and that was it. What a dishonest person. I don't normally raise my voice at a woman, but I did tonight. Yelled at her. She said she wanted me to apologize and "thanks for making this situation very uncomfortable."
Yeah well it wouldn't be uncomfortable if you had honesty, humility, or preferably both, you liar.
She was hanging around the door for a long time. I think she expected me to come running up the stairs, saying, "I'm sorry honey! I didn't mean it! You're right, I shouldn't have been angry at you!" But dead silence.
I sent her an email soon after she left terminating it officially on account of her dishonesty. I caught her in her own lies and she knows it, just doesn't want to admit it. Maybe that's why she's 41 and still unmarried, LOL. And she was complaining about her boyfriend cheating on her. You know what, dishonesty attracts dishonesty (I told her that in the email).
I am still ripping mad but gosh, there is nothing better than knowing that you are right and that a woman is being dishonest, and then letting them have it to her face in the room, not electronically.
I said, "I'm glad I know your true character after only meeting you 3 times!" Which is true. It didn't take long for the monster to come out.
Zero tolerance policy worked well tonight. Out of my life forever. Moral of the story: never tolerate bullcrap from a woman, let her have it to her face. It may feel scary at first, but it is the only way to teach them a lesson.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
sageproduct
Banned
^Sry to hear about that man, hope things get better
Ronaldo7
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Since i have been going out with her for a 4th time now, i feel it is only right that i give her something and she is probably expecting something too. I will give her the best gift she could want: Me. She will definitely love it.
Thanks dude.sageproduct said:
It sucks now but I was taken advantage of in a major way (I was helping her with some music recordings- basically being used). Oh well. It's still better to trust people than not to trust them.
ROFLMAO. If I ever go into stand-up comedy is it OK if I use your posts in my routine Ronaldo? This is comic gold.Ronaldo7 said:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Packers2010
Master Don Juan
got no *****es in my stable atm.
though i did get a girls number from class today. shes hottest in there and sounds recently divorced!
so.. lets see how this goes!
though i did get a girls number from class today. shes hottest in there and sounds recently divorced!
so.. lets see how this goes!
Naughty Ninja
Banned
Forget getting her a box of Godiva chocolates. Buy the box for yourself, toss out the candy and take it over to the mature man section so they can fill it with their Red Pills! LMAO.
nismo-4
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F**k Valentine's day!
Or should I say, singles/ chumps awareness day, national tricking day, national entitlement day!
Or should I say, singles/ chumps awareness day, national tricking day, national entitlement day!
GotED?
Master Don Juan
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Ah, what a delight to see a bunch of grown up men puffing their chests and acting all manly.
I wouldn't be suprise if half of you end up cooking dinner Thursday night for the woman of your hottie vaginal desires
Life's a biatch and you gotta kiss up to it.
I wouldn't be suprise if half of you end up cooking dinner Thursday night for the woman of your hottie vaginal desires
Life's a biatch and you gotta kiss up to it.
Mike32ct
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This.nismo-4 said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
