"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
What are some good songs to bang to?
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Supremo
Senior Don Juan
Just a Lil' Bit - 50 Cent
Candy Shop - 50 Cent
The Way I Are - Timbaland
I Wanna **** You - Akon
Back that Ass Up - Juvenile
pretty much anything you can freak to
Techno (the best stuff)
Can You Feel the Bass - Benny Benassi
I Love My Sex - Benny Benassi
Play It Hard - DJ Dean
Make U Move (Rocco vs. Bass-T Remix) - DJ E-Maxx
Sextacy - East Clubbers
Sexplosion - East Clubbers
With techno, the best is stuff with higher BPM, around 130 or so is PRIMEEEEE.
counting crows - color blind
bloodhound gang - the bad touch
Remy Zero - Fair
Ben Harper - Sexual healing
Howie Day - collide
supremo you listed alot of faster songs "stuff you can freak to", generally i always thought of using slower songs. Whats your experience with the faster songs? Does it change the sex? (does the pumping get more vigorous lol? etc..)
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Grand Wizzard Alamar
Master Don Juan
War Against Betaism
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When you're banging, even though it feels great, you don't want to rush it. Take it slow. I'd suggest a whole list of R&B songs would do, but R&B in general would do. Though...
Take It Slow - Ying Yang Twins.
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redspicyflag
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yin yang twins
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Supremo
Senior Don Juan
Oh hell yeah man.venser said:
It may not sound true, but if you try to keep up with the beat of the techno music... you'll be caught up in that and end up lasting a lot longer.
Kind of a cool trick.
But slow songs aren't bad either. Those are for keepin it romantic n all that ****.
Fast songs are for releasing your primal urges and gettin down!
Hella fun dude. Good luck with that.
Few more that are perfect -
Alizee Remix - Benny Benassi
Suck on my Lollipop - DJ Alligator Project
Pretty much anything by BB is great for having sex to.
But whatever floats your boat.
Like I said, in my opinion, faster = more fun = better.
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Charm&Style
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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I.A.F.Y.B.
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jesusrules
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Thinking about it put on some heavy metal cause most likey she will hate it and be rough in bed..lol.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.