Hamurabimbi
Master Don Juan
I’m GL, but not ‘model hot’.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Well...35 and 0.
- Thread starter GeezerBub
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
SW15
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@GeezerBub is in Toronto, which is one of the worst metro areas in North America for men. Lots of man hating feminists are running around Toronto.
BackInTheGame78
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Toronto is a huge city...I am sure there are plenty who aren't.
GeezerBub
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Lols, oh trust me...I believe you. It's bad here...
SW15
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Every time that I think my city has a bad mating environment, which it does, I quickly think about Toronto, Washington DC, San Francisco, Portland (Oregon), and Seattle. Those cities have the reputations of having some of the worst environments for men. If things in my city are bad, I can't imagine how bad those cities are.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.