"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I got this from http://upasite.freeforums.org/females-got-wastehistime2016-trending-on-twitter-t12474.html. Apparently this was trending last week on Twitter

These broads ain't sh*t...

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Hang out with him all day and then when you get home tweet, "damn today was hella boring" #WasteHisTime2016

— Geek ✨ (@DONHALOGEN) January 6, 2016
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wait until he catches feelings and then ask him if his best friend is single #WasteHisTime2016
— will herondale (@zaibunvally_) January 6, 2016
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Tell him to come over then fall asleep & don't answer the "I'm here" text #wastehistime2016
— Chel$$$✨ (@1Chelsi) January 6, 2016
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fu*k these b*tches, they aint sh*t.

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Hang out with him all day and then when you get home tweet, "damn today was hella boring" #WasteHisTime2016
— Geek ✨ (@DONHALOGEN) January 6, 2016
@twitter

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wait until he catches feelings and then ask him if his best friend is single #WasteHisTime2016
— will herondale (@zaibunvally_) January 6, 2016
@twitter

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Tell him to come over then fall asleep & don't answer the "I'm here" text #wastehistime2016
— Chel$$$✨ (@1Chelsi) January 6, 2016
@twitter

they want us to put together their sh*tty a.ss furniture
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Ask him if he is good with his hands, then when he comes over make him put together that IKEA furniture. #WasteHisTime2016
— NC (@_NikkiandCo) January 6, 2016

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Tweet about how you have no one texting you and when he texts you don't reply #WasteHisTime2016

— Christina (@spanishcvndy) January 6, 2016
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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It actually started out as a joke. That's not to say every woman who has picked up on it understands that it is a joke, but that is how it started.
 

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I know some women who would do this things to a man and it would be far from a joke.
 

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Yeah. This trended for a whole day on Twitter almost two weeks ago. I can imagine the backlash if it was guys talking the same about women.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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This trend simply confirms the abundance mindset majority of women have in the mating game. And winning, since 1969.

But thanks to things like this, guys are gradually catching up.
 

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I'm predicting that after a year of their bullsh!t there will be a new hashtag next year: #WheresMyMan2017
Or #MenAint****

That's a popular one with the wall hitters.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Well, us men can use new technology to our advantage as well.

So I'm looking at my friends' facebook post when I come across this:



Oh and if this is your girlfriend, I think it's time to educate her on social media. :D
 
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I like how most of these also succeed in wasting her time as well.

And then this one,

Hang out with him all day and then when you get home tweet, "damn today was hella boring".
Well... had to hang out with him all day, but in the end I got em guys! Time: WASTED!
 

yungballa

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i understand it started as a joke... when i had first seen this hastag, it did sound like a joke, but the more and more i looked at i realized some of these women were actually fvcking serious...

its sad i live in generation where dumb sh1t like this arises. not only does the female waste the guys time, but she wastes her time in the process *facepalm* they just must be trying hard to fuel their ego

although guys like us on this site would easily see through sh1t like this. i could care less about this; but this hastagh could honestly not be any more pathetic. and the women who actually make serious hash tags about this, i pity. it reallys looks dumb and makes a fool out of the woman, if you ask me. shes wasting her time just to waste a guys time, LMAO, logic
 

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Cant really be mad I #wastedtheirtime plenty of times pretending to be looking for a relationship or faking committment.

The guys who would fall for such bullsh1t are the same guys who needs an awakening, the same guys that fuel the diva attitude of many women.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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