"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I got this from http://upasite.freeforums.org/females-got-wastehistime2016-trending-on-twitter-t12474.html. Apparently this was trending last week on Twitter

These broads ain't sh*t...

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Hang out with him all day and then when you get home tweet, "damn today was hella boring" #WasteHisTime2016

— Geek ✨ (@DONHALOGEN) January 6, 2016
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wait until he catches feelings and then ask him if his best friend is single #WasteHisTime2016
— will herondale (@zaibunvally_) January 6, 2016
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Tell him to come over then fall asleep & don't answer the "I'm here" text #wastehistime2016
— Chel$$$✨ (@1Chelsi) January 6, 2016
@twitter

fu*k these b*tches, they aint sh*t.

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Hang out with him all day and then when you get home tweet, "damn today was hella boring" #WasteHisTime2016
— Geek ✨ (@DONHALOGEN) January 6, 2016
@twitter

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wait until he catches feelings and then ask him if his best friend is single #WasteHisTime2016
— will herondale (@zaibunvally_) January 6, 2016
@twitter

Twitter
Tell him to come over then fall asleep & don't answer the "I'm here" text #wastehistime2016
— Chel$$$✨ (@1Chelsi) January 6, 2016
@twitter

they want us to put together their sh*tty a.ss furniture
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Ask him if he is good with his hands, then when he comes over make him put together that IKEA furniture. #WasteHisTime2016
— NC (@_NikkiandCo) January 6, 2016

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Tweet about how you have no one texting you and when he texts you don't reply #WasteHisTime2016

— Christina (@spanishcvndy) January 6, 2016
@twitter
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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It actually started out as a joke. That's not to say every woman who has picked up on it understands that it is a joke, but that is how it started.
 

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I know some women who would do this things to a man and it would be far from a joke.
 

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Yeah. This trended for a whole day on Twitter almost two weeks ago. I can imagine the backlash if it was guys talking the same about women.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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This trend simply confirms the abundance mindset majority of women have in the mating game. And winning, since 1969.

But thanks to things like this, guys are gradually catching up.
 

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I'm predicting that after a year of their bullsh!t there will be a new hashtag next year: #WheresMyMan2017
Or #MenAint****

That's a popular one with the wall hitters.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Well, us men can use new technology to our advantage as well.

So I'm looking at my friends' facebook post when I come across this:



Oh and if this is your girlfriend, I think it's time to educate her on social media. :D
 
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I like how most of these also succeed in wasting her time as well.

And then this one,

Hang out with him all day and then when you get home tweet, "damn today was hella boring".
Well... had to hang out with him all day, but in the end I got em guys! Time: WASTED!
 

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i understand it started as a joke... when i had first seen this hastag, it did sound like a joke, but the more and more i looked at i realized some of these women were actually fvcking serious...

its sad i live in generation where dumb sh1t like this arises. not only does the female waste the guys time, but she wastes her time in the process *facepalm* they just must be trying hard to fuel their ego

although guys like us on this site would easily see through sh1t like this. i could care less about this; but this hastagh could honestly not be any more pathetic. and the women who actually make serious hash tags about this, i pity. it reallys looks dumb and makes a fool out of the woman, if you ask me. shes wasting her time just to waste a guys time, LMAO, logic
 

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Cant really be mad I #wastedtheirtime plenty of times pretending to be looking for a relationship or faking committment.

The guys who would fall for such bullsh1t are the same guys who needs an awakening, the same guys that fuel the diva attitude of many women.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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