"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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jonny football hero

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Are there any known side effects to wacking off to often?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Yes. Your palms will grow hair along with your penis shrinking. Your testicles will begin to lower since your always creating heat, and the testicles need a cold enviornment. Eventaully, they could reach the floor or further.

No, there are no side effects.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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If you do it too much your d*ck may go bad and you'd have to get it amputated. Be careful man, it's just not worth it.
 

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yea, if you masturbate too much you won't get a girlfriend.
 

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Every time you whack off, you slightly lower your testosterone level, I've read that either 4 days or 5 days, depending on age is the max to maintain a high testosterone level.

Other than that, I dont think there are many side effects.
 

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Interesting point Need-2-B-Pimpin, I had never heard that. I do know that boxers typically have no sex 15 days before a fight. I believe this has to do with strength and endurance for the match.


Personally I don't "wack off" anymore but I do have lots of sex and I did encounter a loss in energy because of it. I recently posted a thread asking a similiar question, the thread can be found here http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=44672

Goodluck.
 

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Have you ever had a numb, then a raw member, and a burning (perhaps swollen) urethra? Same thing happens when you have sex again and again and again while regularly ejaculating every other night of the week.

And lets not forget all the uncomfortable sores one can generate with such violent skin to skin friction.

Bottom line, you can wear anything out with overuse.

-CyranoDeBergerac
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Actually that's incomplete. After the fistfest your testosterone level drops a bit, but some time after that it skyrockets. There was an article about masturbation/sex somewhere on a sports site, and that's what it stated. And ended up saying they didn't know yet if it actually made a difference to the performance.
 

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If you whack off to much, your penis will get crooked.

Example: If you whack off with your right hand, your penis will be bended to the left, same with whacking it with left, it bends right.

I read this somewhere online.
 
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If you jerk off too much you'll get sores on your johnson and if you continue to beat off while you got some nasty ar*e sores it can lead to gangreen then you'll need your tool amputated. No joke.
 
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