jonny football hero
Master Don Juan
Are there any known side effects to wacking off to often?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
wacking off?
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
Your d1ck falls off.
victor von doom
Banned
and your cojones swell to the size of basketballs.....
Yes. Your palms will grow hair along with your penis shrinking. Your testicles will begin to lower since your always creating heat, and the testicles need a cold enviornment. Eventaully, they could reach the floor or further.
No, there are no side effects.
No, there are no side effects.
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
McKindley
Senior Don Juan
yea, if you masturbate too much you won't get a girlfriend.
Need-2-B-Pimpin
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Every time you whack off, you slightly lower your testosterone level, I've read that either 4 days or 5 days, depending on age is the max to maintain a high testosterone level.
Other than that, I dont think there are many side effects.
Other than that, I dont think there are many side effects.
FitnessGuy
Don Juan
Interesting point Need-2-B-Pimpin, I had never heard that. I do know that boxers typically have no sex 15 days before a fight. I believe this has to do with strength and endurance for the match.
Personally I don't "wack off" anymore but I do have lots of sex and I did encounter a loss in energy because of it. I recently posted a thread asking a similiar question, the thread can be found here http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=44672
Goodluck.
Personally I don't "wack off" anymore but I do have lots of sex and I did encounter a loss in energy because of it. I recently posted a thread asking a similiar question, the thread can be found here http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=44672
Goodluck.
CyranoDeBergerac
Master Don Juan
Have you ever had a numb, then a raw member, and a burning (perhaps swollen) urethra? Same thing happens when you have sex again and again and again while regularly ejaculating every other night of the week.
And lets not forget all the uncomfortable sores one can generate with such violent skin to skin friction.
Bottom line, you can wear anything out with overuse.
-CyranoDeBergerac
And lets not forget all the uncomfortable sores one can generate with such violent skin to skin friction.
Bottom line, you can wear anything out with overuse.
-CyranoDeBergerac
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Actually that's incomplete. After the fistfest your testosterone level drops a bit, but some time after that it skyrockets. There was an article about masturbation/sex somewhere on a sports site, and that's what it stated. And ended up saying they didn't know yet if it actually made a difference to the performance.
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
If you whack off to much, your penis will get crooked.
Example: If you whack off with your right hand, your penis will be bended to the left, same with whacking it with left, it bends right.
I read this somewhere online.
Example: If you whack off with your right hand, your penis will be bended to the left, same with whacking it with left, it bends right.
I read this somewhere online.
Mr.Hash wid da Stash
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If you jerk off too much you'll get sores on your johnson and if you continue to beat off while you got some nasty ar*e sores it can lead to gangreen then you'll need your tool amputated. No joke.