jonny football hero
Master Don Juan
Are there any known side effects to wacking off to often?
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
wacking off?
- Thread starter jonny football hero
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
Your d1ck falls off.
victor von doom
Banned
and your cojones swell to the size of basketballs.....
Yes. Your palms will grow hair along with your penis shrinking. Your testicles will begin to lower since your always creating heat, and the testicles need a cold enviornment. Eventaully, they could reach the floor or further.
No, there are no side effects.
No, there are no side effects.
( . )( . )
Banned
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
McKindley
Senior Don Juan
yea, if you masturbate too much you won't get a girlfriend.
Need-2-B-Pimpin
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Every time you whack off, you slightly lower your testosterone level, I've read that either 4 days or 5 days, depending on age is the max to maintain a high testosterone level.
Other than that, I dont think there are many side effects.
Other than that, I dont think there are many side effects.
FitnessGuy
Don Juan
Interesting point Need-2-B-Pimpin, I had never heard that. I do know that boxers typically have no sex 15 days before a fight. I believe this has to do with strength and endurance for the match.
Personally I don't "wack off" anymore but I do have lots of sex and I did encounter a loss in energy because of it. I recently posted a thread asking a similiar question, the thread can be found here http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=44672
Goodluck.
Personally I don't "wack off" anymore but I do have lots of sex and I did encounter a loss in energy because of it. I recently posted a thread asking a similiar question, the thread can be found here http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=44672
Goodluck.
CyranoDeBergerac
Master Don Juan
Have you ever had a numb, then a raw member, and a burning (perhaps swollen) urethra? Same thing happens when you have sex again and again and again while regularly ejaculating every other night of the week.
And lets not forget all the uncomfortable sores one can generate with such violent skin to skin friction.
Bottom line, you can wear anything out with overuse.
-CyranoDeBergerac
And lets not forget all the uncomfortable sores one can generate with such violent skin to skin friction.
Bottom line, you can wear anything out with overuse.
-CyranoDeBergerac
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Actually that's incomplete. After the fistfest your testosterone level drops a bit, but some time after that it skyrockets. There was an article about masturbation/sex somewhere on a sports site, and that's what it stated. And ended up saying they didn't know yet if it actually made a difference to the performance.
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
If you whack off to much, your penis will get crooked.
Example: If you whack off with your right hand, your penis will be bended to the left, same with whacking it with left, it bends right.
I read this somewhere online.
Example: If you whack off with your right hand, your penis will be bended to the left, same with whacking it with left, it bends right.
I read this somewhere online.
Mr.Hash wid da Stash
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If you jerk off too much you'll get sores on your johnson and if you continue to beat off while you got some nasty ar*e sores it can lead to gangreen then you'll need your tool amputated. No joke.