jonny football hero
Master Don Juan
Are there any known side effects to wacking off to often?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
wacking off?
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
Your d1ck falls off.
victor von doom
Banned
and your cojones swell to the size of basketballs.....
Yes. Your palms will grow hair along with your penis shrinking. Your testicles will begin to lower since your always creating heat, and the testicles need a cold enviornment. Eventaully, they could reach the floor or further.
No, there are no side effects.
No, there are no side effects.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
McKindley
Senior Don Juan
yea, if you masturbate too much you won't get a girlfriend.
Need-2-B-Pimpin
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Every time you whack off, you slightly lower your testosterone level, I've read that either 4 days or 5 days, depending on age is the max to maintain a high testosterone level.
Other than that, I dont think there are many side effects.
Other than that, I dont think there are many side effects.
FitnessGuy
Don Juan
Interesting point Need-2-B-Pimpin, I had never heard that. I do know that boxers typically have no sex 15 days before a fight. I believe this has to do with strength and endurance for the match.
Personally I don't "wack off" anymore but I do have lots of sex and I did encounter a loss in energy because of it. I recently posted a thread asking a similiar question, the thread can be found here http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=44672
Goodluck.
Personally I don't "wack off" anymore but I do have lots of sex and I did encounter a loss in energy because of it. I recently posted a thread asking a similiar question, the thread can be found here http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=44672
Goodluck.
CyranoDeBergerac
Master Don Juan
Have you ever had a numb, then a raw member, and a burning (perhaps swollen) urethra? Same thing happens when you have sex again and again and again while regularly ejaculating every other night of the week.
And lets not forget all the uncomfortable sores one can generate with such violent skin to skin friction.
Bottom line, you can wear anything out with overuse.
-CyranoDeBergerac
And lets not forget all the uncomfortable sores one can generate with such violent skin to skin friction.
Bottom line, you can wear anything out with overuse.
-CyranoDeBergerac
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Actually that's incomplete. After the fistfest your testosterone level drops a bit, but some time after that it skyrockets. There was an article about masturbation/sex somewhere on a sports site, and that's what it stated. And ended up saying they didn't know yet if it actually made a difference to the performance.
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
If you whack off to much, your penis will get crooked.
Example: If you whack off with your right hand, your penis will be bended to the left, same with whacking it with left, it bends right.
I read this somewhere online.
Example: If you whack off with your right hand, your penis will be bended to the left, same with whacking it with left, it bends right.
I read this somewhere online.
Mr.Hash wid da Stash
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If you jerk off too much you'll get sores on your johnson and if you continue to beat off while you got some nasty ar*e sores it can lead to gangreen then you'll need your tool amputated. No joke.