"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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They don't HAVE to go through this, they CHOOSE to go through this because they accept all these red flags in the beginning to get free pvssy and then are stuck with them late when they have kids with her.

Guys make poor choices with women the VAST majority of the time(>90%) and then act like it's someone else's fault.

And it's like, No you dumb fvck it's YOUR fault because you ignored countless red flags up until that point and decided she was good to try and lock down.

Stop blaming other people for your lack of good decision making. Period.
 
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Warning - this is a Youtube Shart with bad camera work. It's nauseating with the sound off, it's nauseating before you get to the angry female at the end.
 
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SW15 said:
I learned a new word today. Viterperative. It means bitter and angry.

I also learned the word "harridan" from @MatureDJ
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I believe it's the 2nd time he's used it. It's a fun word, almost like a portmanteau of "viper" and "uncooperative".
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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BackInTheGame78 said:
They don't HAVE to go through this, they CHOOSE to go through this because they accept all these red flags in the beginning to get free pvssy and then are stuck with them late when they have kids with her.

Guys make poor choices with women the VAST majority of the time(>90%) and then act like it's someone else's fault.

And it's like, No you dumb fvck it's YOUR fault because you ignored countless red flags up until that point and decided she was good to try and lock down.

Stop blaming other people for your lack of good decision making. Period.
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These guys should take steroids so they can become properly aggressive.
 
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Dust 2 Dust said:
Because it never began. Only chance is to dumb it down and #AllWomen. It's my patented system for STEMcels, BigWordCels, and #TooIntellectualForWomen BrainCels.
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BWC is big white c0ck.

But if you have a sapiophile chick you don't have to dumb down.
 
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BackInTheGame78 said:
They don't HAVE to go through this, they CHOOSE to go through this because they accept all these red flags in the beginning to get free pvssy and then are stuck with them late when they have kids with her.

Guys make poor choices with women the VAST majority of the time(>90%) and then act like it's someone else's fault.

And it's like, No you dumb fvck it's YOUR fault because you ignored countless red flags up until that point and decided she was good to try and lock down.

Stop blaming other people for your lack of good decision making. Period.
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It doesn't matter. These damaged chicks will get you anyway. I did see the red flags shooting out of confetti cannons everywhere. She was soo angry and jealous by my rejection, plus watching me spin plates, she is shaming my name every chance she gets. Nevermind that I never even touched this ***** who threw herself at me for years and F***s anyone she pleases.
 
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BillyPilgrim said:
BWC is big white c0ck.

But if you have a sapiophile chick you don't have to dumb down.
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The problem with sapiosexual chicks is that they typically are quite plain. I think that these chicks use this self-description as way to mask the fact that they don't attract any attractive men - it's a lot like TFLers (Incels) claiming that they are MGTOW. :rolleyes:
 
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BackInTheGame78 said:
They don't HAVE to go through this, they CHOOSE to go through this because they accept all these red flags in the beginning to get free pvssy and then are stuck with them late when they have kids with her.

Guys make poor choices with women the VAST majority of the time(>90%) and then act like it's someone else's fault.

And it's like, No you dumb fvck it's YOUR fault because you ignored countless red flags up until that point and decided she was good to try and lock down.

Stop blaming other people for your lack of good decision making. Period.
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Easy pus.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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