Sho-No-Luv
Senior Don Juan
Fellas I'm not sure lately, maybe I'm slipping. I'm experiencing things, I've never experienced before out here in the dating world. I already posted a few weeks back about a female bringing up in conversation that she had a fuuck buddy.
Well now I have two more tales.
First, had a female give me what I thought was a cell number, I called it got a voicemail, hung up. But because their was no greeting on it decided to check it and found out that it was a landline
Next had a really bizarre conversation with a 25 year old female after she said that she wanted to talk dirty that went like this:
Me: So tell me your deepest darkest fantasy
Female:
I like controlling men... I like to make a man scream like a helpless *****.
Me: Say what?
Female: I like controlling men..
Me: Oh you mean controlling them while having sex right?
Female: yes, sex and just in general in just about everything.
Me: Controlling men but why?
Female:
I like the idea of making them beg and feel helpless. I prefer to give than receive. I think most men secretly like it..
Me: CLICK...
MAN WTF IS GOING ON OUT HERE?? The last two weeks have been weird asf...
Well now I have two more tales.
First, had a female give me what I thought was a cell number, I called it got a voicemail, hung up. But because their was no greeting on it decided to check it and found out that it was a landline
Next had a really bizarre conversation with a 25 year old female after she said that she wanted to talk dirty that went like this:
Me: So tell me your deepest darkest fantasy
Female:
I like controlling men... I like to make a man scream like a helpless *****.
Me: Say what?
Female: I like controlling men..
Me: Oh you mean controlling them while having sex right?
Female: yes, sex and just in general in just about everything.
Me: Controlling men but why?
Female:
I like the idea of making them beg and feel helpless. I prefer to give than receive. I think most men secretly like it..
Me: CLICK...
MAN WTF IS GOING ON OUT HERE?? The last two weeks have been weird asf...
