Bagheera
Don Juan
Lucky bas7ards... 
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Toronto: Guvernment: Oct 11/12: Armin Buuren / Paul Van Dyk
- Thread starter Krassus
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
don_juan_20
Don Juan
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Can't make it to this one. I'll try for next time though.
The list as of wed, oct 8:
apollo - unknown
azn_dj11 - unknown
bagheera - not attending
ice cold - not attending
chlywly - ATTENDING AVB / OCT 11
daneelo S - unknown
don_juan_20 - not attending
elimidate - ATTENDING AVB / OCT 11
krassus - ATTENDING AVB / OCT 11
synthesis - unknown
sushi - unknown
toronto's finest - unknown
apollo - unknown
azn_dj11 - unknown
bagheera - not attending
ice cold - not attending
chlywly - ATTENDING AVB / OCT 11
daneelo S - unknown
don_juan_20 - not attending
elimidate - ATTENDING AVB / OCT 11
krassus - ATTENDING AVB / OCT 11
synthesis - unknown
sushi - unknown
toronto's finest - unknown
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
I think chlywly's driving. Not sure about where we're meeting up though. Still waiting to hear back from a group of people who are also going there tomorrow - there's about 30 of em. May get together with them beforehand. What's your cell?
Elimidate
Senior Don Juan
Alright the scene is set!
I'm having a house party before and we're all cruising over to the
Guv afterwards.
If you're interested in stopping by call my cell 416-999-BRAD.
If not whoever wants to meet, lets hookup @ 1am inside the
enterance to the back of the Guv where they sell t-shirts etc.
Cheers, B
I'm having a house party before and we're all cruising over to the
Guv afterwards.
If you're interested in stopping by call my cell 416-999-BRAD.
If not whoever wants to meet, lets hookup @ 1am inside the
enterance to the back of the Guv where they sell t-shirts etc.
Cheers, B
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Synthesis
Don Juan
Hey dudes..
It sounds like it's gonna be a lot of fun tonight.
Krassus, your mailbox was full, so I couldn't reply back.
Elimidate, I just left a message on your cell phone's answering machine.
Um, so is that the agreed upon meeting place? Back of the government entrance where they sell t-shirts?
ttyl,
Synthesis
It sounds like it's gonna be a lot of fun tonight.
Krassus, your mailbox was full, so I couldn't reply back.
Elimidate, I just left a message on your cell phone's answering machine.
Um, so is that the agreed upon meeting place? Back of the government entrance where they sell t-shirts?
ttyl,
Synthesis
Elimidate
Senior Don Juan
Sorry guys, my house party is capped!
I just checked my messages and email and there's already over 50 people coming.
I'll be there by 2am. The place is going to be a fiasco so please email me your cell # to [email protected].
CHeers, B
I just checked my messages and email and there's already over 50 people coming.
I'll be there by 2am. The place is going to be a fiasco so please email me your cell # to [email protected].
CHeers, B
Lets meet beforehand at the place mentioned below. Its a few minutes from the club.
MEETING PLACE (closes at 2:45AM)
Scotland Yard, 56 The Esplanade 416-364-6572
http://ca.maps.yahoo.com/maps_result?ed=w0tcZep_0To7EORJVduWdc4sJk.jsgep6A--&csz=toronto&country=ca
ARMIN'S SET (3:30-7:30AM)
Just got off the phone with Guv. Armin's starting at 3:30 until close, about 2 hours later than we expected. His set will be around 4 hours long.
MEETING PLACE (closes at 2:45AM)
Scotland Yard, 56 The Esplanade 416-364-6572
http://ca.maps.yahoo.com/maps_result?ed=w0tcZep_0To7EORJVduWdc4sJk.jsgep6A--&csz=toronto&country=ca
ARMIN'S SET (3:30-7:30AM)
Just got off the phone with Guv. Armin's starting at 3:30 until close, about 2 hours later than we expected. His set will be around 4 hours long.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Wicked night guys! But for the record though, this is the last time i'm leaving before the set ends, even if the DJ is still going strong at 7AM
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