"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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To My Girlfriend

OzzyBoy

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I want you to know that i still think about you heaps and i really really miss you. I also want you to know that you are the only person i want to be with - there is no one else i am interested in - i want you. If you were here with me right now i would give you a big hug and kiss, perhaps even more than that but since you are not just think of me doing that and that is actually was from me.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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NatureGuy

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Good thing to say in an LTR once in
a while ? (maybe toned down a bit)
 

Sexy_Malibu

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I wonder if his girlfriend reads the DJ forums? ;)
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Paid Laid & Made

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Seriously ... LOL ... I am scurred. That is some AFC prime sh1t right thurr.
 

Evil-Rom

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Ummm... WTF Mate? :confused:
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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DonJohn83

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If you were here with me right now i would give you a big hug and kiss, perhaps even more than that but since you are not just think of me doing that and that is actually was from me.
And if YOU were with ME right now, i'd bytch slap your sorry ass like the mo-fo u are.

Everytime i read his posts i swear i can hear someone scratching a chalkboard.

Its official, i have beef with OzzyBoy. :mad:
 

chalk

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*chalk double checks he's at sosuave.com*

*chalk leaves in a hurry*
 

laskoe

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Good sense of humor "ozzy" ,but dont let it happen again !
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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OzzyBoy

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whatever.......i mean it you don't have to be completely dj all the time and you would understand why if you were in my situation. :p
 

jbbrain

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ok, but don't assume that we know what situation you're in. At the end of it all, I'm not condeming you for that email, although the hardcore bible thumpers will.

My beef is that I don't understand why the hell you're posting this? There's no point. Do you want our praise and our attention?

You have mine (attention that is): Most useless post in the history of Sosuave:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
 

ManOMan

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LOL

this being posted here is akin to a guy in a kkk outfit walking into a black neighborhood smiling

"If you were here with me right now i would give you a big hug and kiss, perhaps even more than that but since you are not just think of me doing that and that is actually was from me."

Im laughing so hard imagining SHE is reading his email while porking some other stud.
 

Legend

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dude....maybe you could of just have sent her an email instead of having all us real DJ's laugh at this. Hell man i thought it was funny, but i always go for the underdog.

Let her go...if she comes back which she will play with her and let her go again. Done validate.
 

Legend

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Im laughing so hard imagining SHE is reading his email while porking some other stud

ROFL....had the same thought myself
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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