I want you to know that i still think about you heaps and i really really miss you. I also want you to know that you are the only person i want to be with - there is no one else i am interested in - i want you. If you were here with me right now i would give you a big hug and kiss, perhaps even more than that but since you are not just think of me doing that and that is actually was from me.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
To My Girlfriend
- Thread starter OzzyBoy
- Start date
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
TTAG
Don Juan
thats pretty afc man, aren't you a dj?
Sexy_Malibu
Master Don Juan
I wonder if his girlfriend reads the DJ forums? 
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Paid Laid & Made
Senior Don Juan
Seriously ... LOL ... I am scurred. That is some AFC prime sh1t right thurr.
CyranoDeBergerac
Master Don Juan
Aw, I wuv oo too honey dumple kins...
Ass.
Ass.
Evil-Rom
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Ummm... WTF Mate?
squirrels
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K...you're dumb. Thank you, drive thru.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
jbbrain
Master Don Juan
ok, but don't assume that we know what situation you're in. At the end of it all, I'm not condeming you for that email, although the hardcore bible thumpers will.
My beef is that I don't understand why the hell you're posting this? There's no point. Do you want our praise and our attention?
You have mine (attention that is): Most useless post in the history of Sosuave
My beef is that I don't understand why the hell you're posting this? There's no point. Do you want our praise and our attention?
You have mine (attention that is): Most useless post in the history of Sosuave
LOL
this being posted here is akin to a guy in a kkk outfit walking into a black neighborhood smiling
"If you were here with me right now i would give you a big hug and kiss, perhaps even more than that but since you are not just think of me doing that and that is actually was from me."
Im laughing so hard imagining SHE is reading his email while porking some other stud.
this being posted here is akin to a guy in a kkk outfit walking into a black neighborhood smiling
"If you were here with me right now i would give you a big hug and kiss, perhaps even more than that but since you are not just think of me doing that and that is actually was from me."
Im laughing so hard imagining SHE is reading his email while porking some other stud.
dude....maybe you could of just have sent her an email instead of having all us real DJ's laugh at this. Hell man i thought it was funny, but i always go for the underdog.
Let her go...if she comes back which she will play with her and let her go again. Done validate.
Let her go...if she comes back which she will play with her and let her go again. Done validate.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.