I want you to know that i still think about you heaps and i really really miss you. I also want you to know that you are the only person i want to be with - there is no one else i am interested in - i want you. If you were here with me right now i would give you a big hug and kiss, perhaps even more than that but since you are not just think of me doing that and that is actually was from me.
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
To My Girlfriend
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
TTAG
Don Juan
thats pretty afc man, aren't you a dj?
Sexy_Malibu
Master Don Juan
I wonder if his girlfriend reads the DJ forums? 
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Paid Laid & Made
Senior Don Juan
Seriously ... LOL ... I am scurred. That is some AFC prime sh1t right thurr.
CyranoDeBergerac
Master Don Juan
Aw, I wuv oo too honey dumple kins...
Ass.
Ass.
Evil-Rom
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Ummm... WTF Mate?
squirrels
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K...you're dumb. Thank you, drive thru.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
jbbrain
Master Don Juan
ok, but don't assume that we know what situation you're in. At the end of it all, I'm not condeming you for that email, although the hardcore bible thumpers will.
My beef is that I don't understand why the hell you're posting this? There's no point. Do you want our praise and our attention?
You have mine (attention that is): Most useless post in the history of Sosuave
My beef is that I don't understand why the hell you're posting this? There's no point. Do you want our praise and our attention?
You have mine (attention that is): Most useless post in the history of Sosuave
LOL
this being posted here is akin to a guy in a kkk outfit walking into a black neighborhood smiling
"If you were here with me right now i would give you a big hug and kiss, perhaps even more than that but since you are not just think of me doing that and that is actually was from me."
Im laughing so hard imagining SHE is reading his email while porking some other stud.
this being posted here is akin to a guy in a kkk outfit walking into a black neighborhood smiling
"If you were here with me right now i would give you a big hug and kiss, perhaps even more than that but since you are not just think of me doing that and that is actually was from me."
Im laughing so hard imagining SHE is reading his email while porking some other stud.
dude....maybe you could of just have sent her an email instead of having all us real DJ's laugh at this. Hell man i thought it was funny, but i always go for the underdog.
Let her go...if she comes back which she will play with her and let her go again. Done validate.
Let her go...if she comes back which she will play with her and let her go again. Done validate.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.