Tinder girl wants to come to my house to smash right now!

[manfrombelow]

Ain't seen ya in a while brah. What it do?

Thanks for asking bro. I haven't had much pvssy lately. How about you? Still banging the hottub chick?

 

[Visionist]

Haha. I've paid for 5's before.

Not intentionally. They used fake pics on the ad and by the time I drive all the way there, I'm just like fvck it let's get it over with.

Always have a plan B & a plan C.

This will derail the topic but I once contacted a working girl who was staying in a chain hotel in the city, which was the first red flag. I entered the hotel without issue and took the elevator up to her floor, and when I was right outside her door she hits me with the "bbe i cancel sorry" text. I told her I was right outside and she replied "bbe i tell you before, you no read" (sic).

This is known as whóreshít.

Whóreshít is loosely defined as any ridiculous excuse, tantrum or misbehaviour a woman gives a man, for any or no reason, in any context.

Modern women are fluent in whóreshít.

I was fvcking furious as I left the hotel, and decided to anger fvck my plan B. But my plan B turned out to be a complete cvnt, not to mention a bait & switch. A thoroughly wasted morning. Since then if it isn't her in the pictures, I leave or demand a discount if she's still good looking (usually she isn't).

Back on topic, that's a really weird rule you have OP. Eating pvssy is literally the main reason I have sex.

 

[soulforge]

Always have a plan B & a plan C.

This will derail the topic but I once contacted a working girl who was staying in a chain hotel in the city, which was the first red flag. I entered the hotel without issue and took the elevator up to her floor, and when I was right outside her door she hits me with the "bbe i cancel sorry" text. I told her I was right outside and she replied "bbe i tell you before, you no read" (sic).

This is known as whóreshít.

Whóreshít is loosely defined as any ridiculous excuse, tantrum or misbehaviour a woman gives a man, for any or no reason, in any context.

Modern women are fluent in whóreshít.

I was fvcking furious as I left the hotel, and decided to anger fvck my plan B. But my plan B turned out to be a complete cvnt, not to mention a bait & switch. A thoroughly wasted morning. Since then if it isn't her in the pictures, I leave or demand a discount if she's still good looking (usually she isn't).

Back on topic, that's a really weird rule you have OP. Eating pvssy is literally the main reason I have sex.

Dude I have to have super high attraction for for a girl before I start eating out that Vag!

That being said, I've never been in a situation before where a girl has literally begged me to eat her out.