"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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"this" or "that"

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Re: Re: Say what, pen?

Originally posted by Spike_the_Dragon


When in Mexico you should:


A. Drink the water and become violently ill.


or


B. Kill a wild donkey and drink it's blood in order to quench your thirst thus sustaining your life, although you might also grow violently ill from doing so...

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:D This is hilarious! :D

Classic.

Go to the moon

or

Go to the deepest spot in the sea?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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moon.

would you prefer to swallow or take it up the bum?
 

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swallow...:(


the whole group gets killed

or

you pin-point half of them (those to get killed)
 

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The whole group.


A kidnapper takes both your sister and your daughter. He's a greedy bastard so you only have enough ransom money for one of them. Who do you pick?

Your sister lives,

OR

Your daughter lives?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Sister lives. I don't have any kids and I doubt that I ever will. Although, in real life I'd just track the guy down and kill him thus saving the lives of my loved ones. :D



Which of the following types of alien babes would you most like to bed:


A.Reptelian alien babe (careful, she's poisonous).

or,

B. Squid-like alien babe (warning, she's dangerously acidic).

?
 

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Originally posted by johnballantine02
Reptilain alien babe.


Hamster or Garden House up butt?
im gonna go with hamster since a house wont fit up my butt...

eat a maget sandwhich

or

lie down in a tub of spiders
 

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Originally posted by Spike_the_Dragon
Sister lives. I don't have any kids and I doubt that I ever will. Although, in real life I'd just track the guy down and kill him thus saving the lives of my loved ones. :D
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and more importantly the money:p
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Cancer... duh, you can still have sex when you have cancer :D


Jump off of a skyscraper.

or

Stand at the bottom of a skyscraper, waiting for a big fat cow to fall on your head?
 

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wait for the cow to fall, it might not hit you.

spend a a week in a room with a cow

or a week with a repulsivly ugly girl that is really anoying and what shut the fcuk up.
 

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No, the cow will fall on your head, so pick again :D

I'd prefer a week with a repulsively ugly girl that is really annoying and won't shut the fvck up.

At least I'll learn something from that :D
 

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listen i dont know about you but if i see a cow falling towards me, i would move.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Donkey.

Get caught shagging a man by a hot popular woman (at your workplace)

Or

Get caught jerking off by your entire family?
 
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get caught shagging a man at my work place....


eat yellow snow
or
eat brown snow
 

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filet mingeon...


i dream of genie chick
or
the bewitched chick
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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