"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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"this" or "that"

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Re: Re: Say what, pen?

Originally posted by Spike_the_Dragon


When in Mexico you should:


A. Drink the water and become violently ill.


or


B. Kill a wild donkey and drink it's blood in order to quench your thirst thus sustaining your life, although you might also grow violently ill from doing so...

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:D This is hilarious! :D

Classic.

Go to the moon

or

Go to the deepest spot in the sea?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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moon.

would you prefer to swallow or take it up the bum?
 
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swallow...:(


the whole group gets killed

or

you pin-point half of them (those to get killed)
 
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The whole group.


A kidnapper takes both your sister and your daughter. He's a greedy bastard so you only have enough ransom money for one of them. Who do you pick?

Your sister lives,

OR

Your daughter lives?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Sister lives. I don't have any kids and I doubt that I ever will. Although, in real life I'd just track the guy down and kill him thus saving the lives of my loved ones. :D



Which of the following types of alien babes would you most like to bed:


A.Reptelian alien babe (careful, she's poisonous).

or,

B. Squid-like alien babe (warning, she's dangerously acidic).

?
 
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Originally posted by johnballantine02
Reptilain alien babe.


Hamster or Garden House up butt?
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im gonna go with hamster since a house wont fit up my butt...

eat a maget sandwhich

or

lie down in a tub of spiders
 
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Originally posted by Spike_the_Dragon
Sister lives. I don't have any kids and I doubt that I ever will. Although, in real life I'd just track the guy down and kill him thus saving the lives of my loved ones. :D
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and more importantly the money:p
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Cancer... duh, you can still have sex when you have cancer :D


Jump off of a skyscraper.

or

Stand at the bottom of a skyscraper, waiting for a big fat cow to fall on your head?
 
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wait for the cow to fall, it might not hit you.

spend a a week in a room with a cow

or a week with a repulsivly ugly girl that is really anoying and what shut the fcuk up.
 
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No, the cow will fall on your head, so pick again :D

I'd prefer a week with a repulsively ugly girl that is really annoying and won't shut the fvck up.

At least I'll learn something from that :D
 
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listen i dont know about you but if i see a cow falling towards me, i would move.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Donkey.

Get caught shagging a man by a hot popular woman (at your workplace)

Or

Get caught jerking off by your entire family?
 
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get caught shagging a man at my work place....


eat yellow snow
or
eat brown snow
 
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filet mingeon...


i dream of genie chick
or
the bewitched chick
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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