"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
"this" or "that"
- Thread starter dip
- Start date
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Mack Bishop
Don Juan
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moon or flash?
Abbott
Master Don Juan
A kidnapper takes both your sister and your daughter. He's a greedy bastard so you only have enough ransom money for one of them. Who do you pick?
Your sister lives,
OR
Your daughter lives?
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Spike_the_Dragon
Senior Don Juan
Which of the following types of alien babes would you most like to bed:
A.Reptelian alien babe (careful, she's poisonous).
or,
B. Squid-like alien babe (warning, she's dangerously acidic).
?
johnballantine02
Don Juan
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- Nov 6, 2004
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Hamster or Garden House up butt?
penkitten
Master Don Juan
im gonna go with hamster since a house wont fit up my butt...
eat a maget sandwhich
or
lie down in a tub of spiders
check_mate_kid_uk
Master Don Juan
and more importantly the moneyOriginally posted by Spike_the_Dragon
Sister lives. I don't have any kids and I doubt that I ever will. Although, in real life I'd just track the guy down and kill him thus saving the lives of my loved ones.
?
dearsappho
Senior Don Juan
AIDS or Cancer?
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
I-am-someone
Senior Don Juan
Jump off of a skyscraper.
or
Stand at the bottom of a skyscraper, waiting for a big fat cow to fall on your head?
check_mate_kid_uk
Master Don Juan
spend a a week in a room with a cow
or a week with a repulsivly ugly girl that is really anoying and what shut the fcuk up.
I-am-someone
Senior Don Juan
I'd prefer a week with a repulsively ugly girl that is really annoying and won't shut the fvck up.
At least I'll learn something from that
check_mate_kid_uk
Master Don Juan
I-am-someone
Senior Don Juan
Another one:
Sex with a dog
or
Sex with a donkey
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
jonny football hero
Master Don Juan
Get caught shagging a man by a hot popular woman (at your workplace)
Or
Get caught jerking off by your entire family?
penkitten
Master Don Juan
eat yellow snow
or
eat brown snow
jonny football hero
Master Don Juan
Well thats not fair.........
Helter Skelter
Master Don Juan
lobster or filet mignon
penkitten
Master Don Juan
i dream of genie chick
or
the bewitched chick
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.