"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
"this" or "that"
- Thread starter dip
- Start date
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Mack Bishop
Don Juan
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moon or flash?
Abbott
Master Don Juan
A kidnapper takes both your sister and your daughter. He's a greedy bastard so you only have enough ransom money for one of them. Who do you pick?
Your sister lives,
OR
Your daughter lives?
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Spike_the_Dragon
Senior Don Juan
Which of the following types of alien babes would you most like to bed:
A.Reptelian alien babe (careful, she's poisonous).
or,
B. Squid-like alien babe (warning, she's dangerously acidic).
?
johnballantine02
Don Juan
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Hamster or Garden House up butt?
penkitten
Master Don Juan
im gonna go with hamster since a house wont fit up my butt...
eat a maget sandwhich
or
lie down in a tub of spiders
check_mate_kid_uk
Master Don Juan
and more importantly the moneyOriginally posted by Spike_the_Dragon
Sister lives. I don't have any kids and I doubt that I ever will. Although, in real life I'd just track the guy down and kill him thus saving the lives of my loved ones.
?
dearsappho
Senior Don Juan
AIDS or Cancer?
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
I-am-someone
Senior Don Juan
Jump off of a skyscraper.
or
Stand at the bottom of a skyscraper, waiting for a big fat cow to fall on your head?
check_mate_kid_uk
Master Don Juan
spend a a week in a room with a cow
or a week with a repulsivly ugly girl that is really anoying and what shut the fcuk up.
I-am-someone
Senior Don Juan
I'd prefer a week with a repulsively ugly girl that is really annoying and won't shut the fvck up.
At least I'll learn something from that
check_mate_kid_uk
Master Don Juan
I-am-someone
Senior Don Juan
Another one:
Sex with a dog
or
Sex with a donkey
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
jonny football hero
Master Don Juan
Get caught shagging a man by a hot popular woman (at your workplace)
Or
Get caught jerking off by your entire family?
penkitten
Master Don Juan
eat yellow snow
or
eat brown snow
jonny football hero
Master Don Juan
Well thats not fair.........
Helter Skelter
Master Don Juan
lobster or filet mignon
penkitten
Master Don Juan
i dream of genie chick
or
the bewitched chick
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.