"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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This is being desperate...

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http://helpavirgin.com/ (Not my website :D )

Anyway. I'm going to tell you why I set up this website. I made a bet with a friend of mine (my only friend who knows about this situation, and who is, by the way, very pretty): if I get 5 million unique hits for this website until New Year's eve, she's going to "help" me. It's exactly what you're thinking! If I can't do it, I'll have to do anything she wants for a whole month.

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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That's also the funniest thing i've seen all week.

We've got to help this poor guy :p to go to that EXTREME.....
 
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The mayor of my college town set up a web site for a few years. It was 'marry the mayor' dot com. I don't think he ever did find a wife.
 
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It doesn't look like he is going to lose his virginity by new years with only 300,000,000 hits. Hopefully by the time his slavery days are over she will reward him.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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This guy's fooling himself. Even if he does manage to get 5 million hits, which isn't gonna happen.... I doubt she'd drop her panties over a bet. I wouldn't be her slave even if she won, what's there to lose? lol
 
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On the other hand, it may be a prank. 5 million hits in 3 months is a great opportunity for an upcoming advertisement on that site.

Oh, but he's already advertising those books. Ummm, maybe more to come?
 
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It's like when edison promessed Tesla that he'd give him 5 million if he made a better lamp in a month. Tesla did that but edison told him he was just joking when he made that promisse. (I think that's what happened at least).

But this isn't worth it.... :D
 
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Let's break it down.

Pro:
  • Potential to get laid once.


Con:
  • Unrealistic chance of getting laid. 4,700,000 hits to go in 40 days? Not likely.
  • Unrealistic chance chick will keep her word.
  • Huge risk to be a man-b*tch for a month.
  • Loss of dignity whether he wins or loses the bet.
 
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Whatever, nothing but a thinly-veiled plot to get ad revenue. I know the economy sucks and all but people are getting shameless.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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