"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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This is being desperate...

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http://helpavirgin.com/ (Not my website :D )

Anyway. I'm going to tell you why I set up this website. I made a bet with a friend of mine (my only friend who knows about this situation, and who is, by the way, very pretty): if I get 5 million unique hits for this website until New Year's eve, she's going to "help" me. It's exactly what you're thinking! If I can't do it, I'll have to do anything she wants for a whole month.

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Aragon034

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That's also the funniest thing i've seen all week.

We've got to help this poor guy :p to go to that EXTREME.....
 
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The mayor of my college town set up a web site for a few years. It was 'marry the mayor' dot com. I don't think he ever did find a wife.
 
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It doesn't look like he is going to lose his virginity by new years with only 300,000,000 hits. Hopefully by the time his slavery days are over she will reward him.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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This guy's fooling himself. Even if he does manage to get 5 million hits, which isn't gonna happen.... I doubt she'd drop her panties over a bet. I wouldn't be her slave even if she won, what's there to lose? lol
 
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On the other hand, it may be a prank. 5 million hits in 3 months is a great opportunity for an upcoming advertisement on that site.

Oh, but he's already advertising those books. Ummm, maybe more to come?
 
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It's like when edison promessed Tesla that he'd give him 5 million if he made a better lamp in a month. Tesla did that but edison told him he was just joking when he made that promisse. (I think that's what happened at least).

But this isn't worth it.... :D
 
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Let's break it down.

Pro:
  • Potential to get laid once.


Con:
  • Unrealistic chance of getting laid. 4,700,000 hits to go in 40 days? Not likely.
  • Unrealistic chance chick will keep her word.
  • Huge risk to be a man-b*tch for a month.
  • Loss of dignity whether he wins or loses the bet.
 
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Whatever, nothing but a thinly-veiled plot to get ad revenue. I know the economy sucks and all but people are getting shameless.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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