"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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This is being desperate...

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http://helpavirgin.com/ (Not my website :D )

Anyway. I'm going to tell you why I set up this website. I made a bet with a friend of mine (my only friend who knows about this situation, and who is, by the way, very pretty): if I get 5 million unique hits for this website until New Year's eve, she's going to "help" me. It's exactly what you're thinking! If I can't do it, I'll have to do anything she wants for a whole month.

Discuss...
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Aragon034

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That's also the funniest thing i've seen all week.

We've got to help this poor guy :p to go to that EXTREME.....
 
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The mayor of my college town set up a web site for a few years. It was 'marry the mayor' dot com. I don't think he ever did find a wife.
 
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It doesn't look like he is going to lose his virginity by new years with only 300,000,000 hits. Hopefully by the time his slavery days are over she will reward him.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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This guy's fooling himself. Even if he does manage to get 5 million hits, which isn't gonna happen.... I doubt she'd drop her panties over a bet. I wouldn't be her slave even if she won, what's there to lose? lol
 
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On the other hand, it may be a prank. 5 million hits in 3 months is a great opportunity for an upcoming advertisement on that site.

Oh, but he's already advertising those books. Ummm, maybe more to come?
 
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It's like when edison promessed Tesla that he'd give him 5 million if he made a better lamp in a month. Tesla did that but edison told him he was just joking when he made that promisse. (I think that's what happened at least).

But this isn't worth it.... :D
 
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Let's break it down.

Pro:
  • Potential to get laid once.


Con:
  • Unrealistic chance of getting laid. 4,700,000 hits to go in 40 days? Not likely.
  • Unrealistic chance chick will keep her word.
  • Huge risk to be a man-b*tch for a month.
  • Loss of dignity whether he wins or loses the bet.
 
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speakeasy

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Whatever, nothing but a thinly-veiled plot to get ad revenue. I know the economy sucks and all but people are getting shameless.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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