"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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This is being desperate...

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http://helpavirgin.com/ (Not my website :D )

Anyway. I'm going to tell you why I set up this website. I made a bet with a friend of mine (my only friend who knows about this situation, and who is, by the way, very pretty): if I get 5 million unique hits for this website until New Year's eve, she's going to "help" me. It's exactly what you're thinking! If I can't do it, I'll have to do anything she wants for a whole month.

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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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That's also the funniest thing i've seen all week.

We've got to help this poor guy :p to go to that EXTREME.....
 
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The mayor of my college town set up a web site for a few years. It was 'marry the mayor' dot com. I don't think he ever did find a wife.
 
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It doesn't look like he is going to lose his virginity by new years with only 300,000,000 hits. Hopefully by the time his slavery days are over she will reward him.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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This guy's fooling himself. Even if he does manage to get 5 million hits, which isn't gonna happen.... I doubt she'd drop her panties over a bet. I wouldn't be her slave even if she won, what's there to lose? lol
 
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On the other hand, it may be a prank. 5 million hits in 3 months is a great opportunity for an upcoming advertisement on that site.

Oh, but he's already advertising those books. Ummm, maybe more to come?
 
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It's like when edison promessed Tesla that he'd give him 5 million if he made a better lamp in a month. Tesla did that but edison told him he was just joking when he made that promisse. (I think that's what happened at least).

But this isn't worth it.... :D
 
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Let's break it down.

Pro:
  • Potential to get laid once.


Con:
  • Unrealistic chance of getting laid. 4,700,000 hits to go in 40 days? Not likely.
  • Unrealistic chance chick will keep her word.
  • Huge risk to be a man-b*tch for a month.
  • Loss of dignity whether he wins or loses the bet.
 
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Whatever, nothing but a thinly-veiled plot to get ad revenue. I know the economy sucks and all but people are getting shameless.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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