"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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This is being desperate...

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http://helpavirgin.com/ (Not my website :D )

Anyway. I'm going to tell you why I set up this website. I made a bet with a friend of mine (my only friend who knows about this situation, and who is, by the way, very pretty): if I get 5 million unique hits for this website until New Year's eve, she's going to "help" me. It's exactly what you're thinking! If I can't do it, I'll have to do anything she wants for a whole month.

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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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That's also the funniest thing i've seen all week.

We've got to help this poor guy :p to go to that EXTREME.....
 
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The mayor of my college town set up a web site for a few years. It was 'marry the mayor' dot com. I don't think he ever did find a wife.
 
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It doesn't look like he is going to lose his virginity by new years with only 300,000,000 hits. Hopefully by the time his slavery days are over she will reward him.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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This guy's fooling himself. Even if he does manage to get 5 million hits, which isn't gonna happen.... I doubt she'd drop her panties over a bet. I wouldn't be her slave even if she won, what's there to lose? lol
 
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On the other hand, it may be a prank. 5 million hits in 3 months is a great opportunity for an upcoming advertisement on that site.

Oh, but he's already advertising those books. Ummm, maybe more to come?
 
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It's like when edison promessed Tesla that he'd give him 5 million if he made a better lamp in a month. Tesla did that but edison told him he was just joking when he made that promisse. (I think that's what happened at least).

But this isn't worth it.... :D
 
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Let's break it down.

Pro:
  • Potential to get laid once.


Con:
  • Unrealistic chance of getting laid. 4,700,000 hits to go in 40 days? Not likely.
  • Unrealistic chance chick will keep her word.
  • Huge risk to be a man-b*tch for a month.
  • Loss of dignity whether he wins or loses the bet.
 
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Whatever, nothing but a thinly-veiled plot to get ad revenue. I know the economy sucks and all but people are getting shameless.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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