devilkingx2
Master Don Juan
Seinfeld joke?
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
things to say while im having sex
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
zekko
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No, I'm serious.
I do seem to recall that on Seinfeld though. I was like "Hey, that's me"!
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
Half of what the beast would say is unspoken. He would trigger desire in females.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
marmel75
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That's true but at least in my case there are always some aggressive words to go with them getting destroyed
mrgoodstuff
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You know it. It just comes out. And they dont just get destroyed they get TURNED to be yours.
I dont believe in alk that sharing shyt. I know its part of the game but if your sex is powerful enough shell keep thinking of you and your d1ck.
devilkingx2
Master Don Juan
there was a seinfeld episode where george thought it was a good idea to eat a sandwich while watching sports on a mini TV under the covers whilst in the middle of sex. and at the end he got caught and the girl was like "what the hell are you doing!?!" and he's like "uh... pleasuring you?" with a muffled sound from food in his mouth lmao