devilkingx2
Master Don Juan
Seinfeld joke?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
things to say while im having sex
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
zekko
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No, I'm serious.
I do seem to recall that on Seinfeld though. I was like "Hey, that's me"!
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
Half of what the beast would say is unspoken. He would trigger desire in females.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
marmel75
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That's true but at least in my case there are always some aggressive words to go with them getting destroyed
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
You know it. It just comes out. And they dont just get destroyed they get TURNED to be yours.
I dont believe in alk that sharing shyt. I know its part of the game but if your sex is powerful enough shell keep thinking of you and your d1ck.
devilkingx2
Master Don Juan
there was a seinfeld episode where george thought it was a good idea to eat a sandwich while watching sports on a mini TV under the covers whilst in the middle of sex. and at the end he got caught and the girl was like "what the hell are you doing!?!" and he's like "uh... pleasuring you?" with a muffled sound from food in his mouth lmao