Things are getting hotter than I expected!!

[SamRi72]

Failed to F close my girl the other day after making out on the couch a really long time (my dad called and told me to get the fvck outta there ) Tons of high kino and great escalation. Anyway now she's on aim and I need a good response. Things are getting too hot to handle!

Her: your eager for luv arent u
Me: Heh, that statement has quite a lot of meanings.
(Note that this statement tends to imply the question what do you mean)Her: ok
Her: check out my new pic
Me: Aight
Her: so..
Me: I'm a tad busy at the moment. I'll check it out in a bit.
Her: ok...

She posted a pic of her balancing a cherry on her tongue.

What would any of you more experienced DJs say?

 

[Kev07]

what else can you balance that cherry on, BABY! (like on yellow fever, when phil is hitting on the white girl with a fob asian accent)

 

[SamRi72]

LMAO That would be funny but I don't think she'd appreciate it. Maybe it would work. Anyone else.

 

[SamRi72]

My current response would probably be:
Back
(Wait a while)
Heh, cool. But I guess you'll have to wait and find out.

I dunno. I offered to tutor her earlier cuz she has finals next week. Teacher + naughty school girl technique much

 

[Kev07]

you bull chit photoshopper, come over here and show me that chery balancing

 

[Kev07]

if she's in the cherry balancing state, you better bust on her about it (not literally yet)

non of that neg hitting, c/f, push/pull bullchit, get yourselfs together in a place

ps: i would seriously say what i mentioned in my first post, but that's just how i am

 

[In2theGame]

Failed to F close my girl the other day after making out on the couch a really long time (my dad called and told me to get the fvck outta there ) Tons of high kino and great escalation. Anyway now she's on aim and I need a good response. Things are getting too hot to handle!

Her: your eager for luv arent u
Me: Heh, that statement has quite a lot of meanings.
(Note that this statement tends to imply the question what do you mean)Her: ok
Her: check out my new pic
Me: Aight
Her: so..
Me: I'm a tad busy at the moment. I'll check it out in a bit.
Her: ok...

She posted a pic of her balancing a cherry on her tongue.

What would any of you more experienced DJs say?

OMG!!!!!! you idiot! lol j/k but that was SUCH! an opening for you.. Let me school you...

Her: your eager for luv arent u
Me: Heh, that statement has quite a lot of meanings.
(Note that this statement tends to imply the question what do you mean)Her: ok
Her: check out my new pic
Me: Aight
Her: so..
Me: I'm a tad busy at the moment. I'll check it out in a bit.
Her: ok...
She posted a pic of her balancing a cherry on her tongue.
I would have Continued with..
Me: Balancing a cherry on your tongue,.. Thats easy, Try something harder..
Her: What do you mean? Like what?
Me: Balance me on your tongue.

LOL see what happenes. If she was implying something Sexual, then your IN! buddy. ive been in situations just like this and it has led to some Good times!.

 

[MrLuvr]

In order for us to respond better, let us see the pic!