"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Things are getting hotter than I expected!!

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Failed to F close my girl the other day after making out on the couch a really long time (my dad called and told me to get the fvck outta there :cry: ) Tons of high kino and great escalation. Anyway now she's on aim and I need a good response. Things are getting too hot to handle!

Her: your eager for luv arent u
Me: Heh, that statement has quite a lot of meanings.
(Note that this statement tends to imply the question what do you mean)Her: ok
Her: check out my new pic
Me: Aight
Her: so..
Me: I'm a tad busy at the moment. I'll check it out in a bit.
Her: ok...

She posted a pic of her balancing a cherry on her tongue.

What would any of you more experienced DJs say?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My current response would probably be:
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(Wait a while)
Heh, cool. But I guess you'll have to wait and find out.

I dunno. I offered to tutor her earlier cuz she has finals next week. Teacher + naughty school girl technique much :up:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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if she's in the cherry balancing state, you better bust on her about it (not literally yet)

non of that neg hitting, c/f, push/pull bullchit, get yourselfs together in a place

ps: i would seriously say what i mentioned in my first post, but that's just how i am
 
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SamRi72 said:
Failed to F close my girl the other day after making out on the couch a really long time (my dad called and told me to get the fvck outta there :cry: ) Tons of high kino and great escalation. Anyway now she's on aim and I need a good response. Things are getting too hot to handle!

Her: your eager for luv arent u
Me: Heh, that statement has quite a lot of meanings.
(Note that this statement tends to imply the question what do you mean)Her: ok
Her: check out my new pic
Me: Aight
Her: so..
Me: I'm a tad busy at the moment. I'll check it out in a bit.
Her: ok...

She posted a pic of her balancing a cherry on her tongue.

What would any of you more experienced DJs say?
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OMG!!!!!! you idiot! lol j/k but that was SUCH! an opening for you.. Let me school you...

Her: your eager for luv arent u
Me: Heh, that statement has quite a lot of meanings.
(Note that this statement tends to imply the question what do you mean)Her: ok
Her: check out my new pic
Me: Aight
Her: so..
Me: I'm a tad busy at the moment. I'll check it out in a bit.
Her: ok...
She posted a pic of her balancing a cherry on her tongue.
I would have Continued with..
Me: Balancing a cherry on your tongue,.. Thats easy, Try something harder..
Her: What do you mean? Like what?
Me: Balance me on your tongue.

LOL see what happenes. If she was implying something Sexual, then your IN! buddy. ive been in situations just like this and it has led to some Good times!. :)
 
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