"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Things are getting hotter than I expected!!

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Failed to F close my girl the other day after making out on the couch a really long time (my dad called and told me to get the fvck outta there :cry: ) Tons of high kino and great escalation. Anyway now she's on aim and I need a good response. Things are getting too hot to handle!

Her: your eager for luv arent u
Me: Heh, that statement has quite a lot of meanings.
(Note that this statement tends to imply the question what do you mean)Her: ok
Her: check out my new pic
Me: Aight
Her: so..
Me: I'm a tad busy at the moment. I'll check it out in a bit.
Her: ok...

She posted a pic of her balancing a cherry on her tongue.

What would any of you more experienced DJs say?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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My current response would probably be:
Back
(Wait a while)
Heh, cool. But I guess you'll have to wait and find out.

I dunno. I offered to tutor her earlier cuz she has finals next week. Teacher + naughty school girl technique much :up:
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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if she's in the cherry balancing state, you better bust on her about it (not literally yet)

non of that neg hitting, c/f, push/pull bullchit, get yourselfs together in a place

ps: i would seriously say what i mentioned in my first post, but that's just how i am
 
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SamRi72 said:
Failed to F close my girl the other day after making out on the couch a really long time (my dad called and told me to get the fvck outta there :cry: ) Tons of high kino and great escalation. Anyway now she's on aim and I need a good response. Things are getting too hot to handle!

Her: your eager for luv arent u
Me: Heh, that statement has quite a lot of meanings.
(Note that this statement tends to imply the question what do you mean)Her: ok
Her: check out my new pic
Me: Aight
Her: so..
Me: I'm a tad busy at the moment. I'll check it out in a bit.
Her: ok...

She posted a pic of her balancing a cherry on her tongue.

What would any of you more experienced DJs say?
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OMG!!!!!! you idiot! lol j/k but that was SUCH! an opening for you.. Let me school you...

Her: your eager for luv arent u
Me: Heh, that statement has quite a lot of meanings.
(Note that this statement tends to imply the question what do you mean)Her: ok
Her: check out my new pic
Me: Aight
Her: so..
Me: I'm a tad busy at the moment. I'll check it out in a bit.
Her: ok...
She posted a pic of her balancing a cherry on her tongue.
I would have Continued with..
Me: Balancing a cherry on your tongue,.. Thats easy, Try something harder..
Her: What do you mean? Like what?
Me: Balance me on your tongue.

LOL see what happenes. If she was implying something Sexual, then your IN! buddy. ive been in situations just like this and it has led to some Good times!. :)
 
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