Chosen1
Master Don Juan
oooo i got one how about sorry about all the crying or it was bigger this morning
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
The worst thing to say after sex
- Thread starter Blackdragon5095
- Start date
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
"I've had worse"
Rebound Material
Master Don Juan
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA!!!!Bonhomme said:
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
her- how was it?
this is where you give a blank look, kinda like a dear in the headlights. then you get dressed without talkin and leave
this is where you give a blank look, kinda like a dear in the headlights. then you get dressed without talkin and leave
Doggystyle
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Wow......I was fantastic!
You dirty *****!
You might want to shave that next time
You are welcome!
I've already called you a taxi before we started, should be here any minute
I always seem to drop my standards when i'm drunk, you lucky lucky girl
Whoa!!! Keep the lights turned off til you've got your clothes back on
You dirty *****!
You might want to shave that next time
You are welcome!
I've already called you a taxi before we started, should be here any minute
I always seem to drop my standards when i'm drunk, you lucky lucky girl
Whoa!!! Keep the lights turned off til you've got your clothes back on
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Rocko
Senior Don Juan
"I gotta get the hell outta here"
I like the deer in the headlights one though haha
I like the deer in the headlights one though haha
Nzo
Don Juan
you: Oh sh*t
her: what?!
you: My penis piercing is missing
her: what?!
you: My penis piercing is missing
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
:crackup:
some very good ones ~~~~
some very good ones ~~~~
Blackdragon5095
Senior Don Juan
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I have to say, this is 1 of the meanest stuff a guy could say to a girl. 
Very funny too :crackup:
Maybe this will end up in the archive :cheer:
Ketp the posts coming
Very funny too :crackup:
Maybe this will end up in the archive :cheer:
Ketp the posts coming
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
LMFAO!!!
Her: That was great
Me: Yeah until you started snorting like a pig
Her: That was so amazing
Me: Just wait until I upload the footage to the internet
Her: Your are so incredible!
Me: *checks off notepad* Number 63 This week
Her: How was it?
Me: You **** like hellen keller
Rebound Material
Master Don Juan
HER: Was it good for you?
ME: you happen to play world of warcraft? cuz you surely werent WOW.(nerds will get this one =P)
ME: you happen to play world of warcraft? cuz you surely werent WOW.(nerds will get this one =P)
Dannyrt34
Master Don Juan
Things NOT to say after sex.
"Did I mention the video camera?"
"Aw hell baby, a little rug burn never hurt anybody."
"Do you accept visa?"
"And to think I was really trying to pick up your friend!"
"Gee I hope you still look good when I'm sober."
"SMILE! You're on candid camera."
"I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs!"
"Wow baby you're good enough to do this for a living!"
"Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?"
"That leak better be from the waterbed."
"Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?"
"Is that you? Or is your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?"
"It sure is nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate or blow up."
"Wow you're almost as good as my ex."
"I really hate women who actually think sex MEANS something."
"Have you seen FATAL ATTRACTION?"
"Sorry about the nametags, I'm bad with names."
"You mean you're NOT my blind date???"
"Did I mention the video camera?"
"Aw hell baby, a little rug burn never hurt anybody."
"Do you accept visa?"
"And to think I was really trying to pick up your friend!"
"Gee I hope you still look good when I'm sober."
"SMILE! You're on candid camera."
"I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs!"
"Wow baby you're good enough to do this for a living!"
"Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?"
"That leak better be from the waterbed."
"Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?"
"Is that you? Or is your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?"
"It sure is nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate or blow up."
"Wow you're almost as good as my ex."
"I really hate women who actually think sex MEANS something."
"Have you seen FATAL ATTRACTION?"
"Sorry about the nametags, I'm bad with names."
"You mean you're NOT my blind date???"
Blackdragon5095
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"Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?"
LMAO !!!! :crackup:
LMAO !!!! :crackup:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Nzo
Don Juan
I vote Archive material
DaPainkillah
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Dannyrt34 said:
AWESOME!!!