Chosen1
Master Don Juan
oooo i got one how about sorry about all the crying or it was bigger this morning
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
The worst thing to say after sex
- Thread starter Blackdragon5095
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
"I've had worse"
Rebound Material
Master Don Juan
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA!!!!Bonhomme said:
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
her- how was it?
this is where you give a blank look, kinda like a dear in the headlights. then you get dressed without talkin and leave
this is where you give a blank look, kinda like a dear in the headlights. then you get dressed without talkin and leave
Doggystyle
Senior Don Juan
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Wow......I was fantastic!
You dirty *****!
You might want to shave that next time
You are welcome!
I've already called you a taxi before we started, should be here any minute
I always seem to drop my standards when i'm drunk, you lucky lucky girl
Whoa!!! Keep the lights turned off til you've got your clothes back on
You dirty *****!
You might want to shave that next time
You are welcome!
I've already called you a taxi before we started, should be here any minute
I always seem to drop my standards when i'm drunk, you lucky lucky girl
Whoa!!! Keep the lights turned off til you've got your clothes back on
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Rocko
Senior Don Juan
"I gotta get the hell outta here"
I like the deer in the headlights one though haha
I like the deer in the headlights one though haha
Nzo
Don Juan
you: Oh sh*t
her: what?!
you: My penis piercing is missing
her: what?!
you: My penis piercing is missing
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
:crackup:
some very good ones ~~~~
some very good ones ~~~~
Blackdragon5095
Senior Don Juan
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I have to say, this is 1 of the meanest stuff a guy could say to a girl. 
Very funny too :crackup:
Maybe this will end up in the archive :cheer:
Ketp the posts coming
Very funny too :crackup:
Maybe this will end up in the archive :cheer:
Ketp the posts coming
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
LMFAO!!!
Her: That was great
Me: Yeah until you started snorting like a pig
Her: That was so amazing
Me: Just wait until I upload the footage to the internet
Her: Your are so incredible!
Me: *checks off notepad* Number 63 This week
Her: How was it?
Me: You **** like hellen keller
Rebound Material
Master Don Juan
HER: Was it good for you?
ME: you happen to play world of warcraft? cuz you surely werent WOW.(nerds will get this one =P)
ME: you happen to play world of warcraft? cuz you surely werent WOW.(nerds will get this one =P)
Dannyrt34
Master Don Juan
Things NOT to say after sex.
"Did I mention the video camera?"
"Aw hell baby, a little rug burn never hurt anybody."
"Do you accept visa?"
"And to think I was really trying to pick up your friend!"
"Gee I hope you still look good when I'm sober."
"SMILE! You're on candid camera."
"I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs!"
"Wow baby you're good enough to do this for a living!"
"Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?"
"That leak better be from the waterbed."
"Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?"
"Is that you? Or is your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?"
"It sure is nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate or blow up."
"Wow you're almost as good as my ex."
"I really hate women who actually think sex MEANS something."
"Have you seen FATAL ATTRACTION?"
"Sorry about the nametags, I'm bad with names."
"You mean you're NOT my blind date???"
"Did I mention the video camera?"
"Aw hell baby, a little rug burn never hurt anybody."
"Do you accept visa?"
"And to think I was really trying to pick up your friend!"
"Gee I hope you still look good when I'm sober."
"SMILE! You're on candid camera."
"I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs!"
"Wow baby you're good enough to do this for a living!"
"Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?"
"That leak better be from the waterbed."
"Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?"
"Is that you? Or is your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?"
"It sure is nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate or blow up."
"Wow you're almost as good as my ex."
"I really hate women who actually think sex MEANS something."
"Have you seen FATAL ATTRACTION?"
"Sorry about the nametags, I'm bad with names."
"You mean you're NOT my blind date???"
Blackdragon5095
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"Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?"
LMAO !!!! :crackup:
LMAO !!!! :crackup:
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Nzo
Don Juan
I vote Archive material
DaPainkillah
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Dannyrt34 said:
AWESOME!!!