"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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The Vagina Appreciation Thread

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I.A.F.Y.B.

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Have you seen a vagina or felt one? Cause, it sounds like you have no idea...
 

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So...you want to have a Vagina...Monologue??
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Then you'd know that they smell and taste disgusting.
Umm...thats cause you been messing with nasty girls who lack proper hygiene.
 

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Around the time when I lost it I liked eating out, then over time I started not liking it. Though I've heard some testimonies that women like it when a man knows how to go down on them better than sex sometimes.
 

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I definitely appreciate an attractive vagina. Nice, fleshy lips, not TOO much skin but some, I prefer them dark on the outside and creamy on the inside, much like a Lindt chocolate truffle. Mmmmm....
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Raikojo17 said:
IN this thread we talk about Vaginas

Their looks, strategies, and what makes them feel so good, and how to get lots of them

Maybe even a few pictures of some nice ones

Sound like fun?
Their looks: They look like vaginas.

Strategies: A simple in and out job. Much like a bank robbery.

What makes them feel so good: Because they're vaginas.

How to get more: Go out and try to get more.

Yeah, that was pretty fun. :D
 

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I think God did too good a job when he created Eve...Eve's womb in particular. It's hard for me to last very long unless I'm wearing a condom. It just feels just too f--king good raw. Some girl's p-ssies feel so good that you could almost bust within seconds of putting it in if you don't catch yourself.

P U S S Y. God's gift to man. Think about it, aren't we lucky that we don't mate by a woman laying eggs that we then fertilize outside her body, the way fish do. It's so much more fun the mammalian way.
 

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speakeasy said:
I think God did too good a job when he created Eve...Eve's womb in particular. It's hard for me to last very long unless I'm wearing a condom. It just feels just too f--king good raw. Some girl's p-ssies feel so good that you could almost bust within seconds of putting it in if you don't catch yourself.

P U S S Y. God's gift to man. Think about it, aren't we lucky that we don't mate by a woman laying eggs that we then fertilize outside her body, the way fish do. It's so much more fun the mammalian way.
Sooo true my man, soo true. BTW, can you guys actually tell a difference between vag's? I'm talking strictly sensation-wise, not how they look. To me, they're pretty much all the same when you're inside em. Is this just me?
 

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Oh cvnt, oh cvnt
Oh slimy slit
How men wallow
In thy piss with such bliss

Oh cvnt, oh cvnt
Oh dark and dismal hole
All covered in hair and matted in 5hit
Thee smells like a polecat's ass

Oh cvnt, oh cvnt
I love thee
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Drewskie said:
Sooo true my man, soo true. BTW, can you guys actually tell a difference between vag's? I'm talking strictly sensation-wise, not how they look. To me, they're pretty much all the same when you're inside em. Is this just me?
Oh no.....there is a HUGE difference in some women's tw@ts.

It's mainly due to the consistency of their natural lubrication (or lack thereof).

Another big difference actually has nothing to do with the vagina- it's the shape of a woman's body and the amount of flexibility she has.

Sex is soooo much better with a woman who is trim, fit, or at least well proportioned. A woman with larger thighs is less enjoyable most of the time since it's harder to maneuver her around and harder to get deep penetration.

I am visually attracted to women with a decent amount of curves, but for sex there is nothing that compares to a woman who is has a slightly lower bodyfat percentage.

It's like hitting the lottery when you get a chick who has a slightly below average bodyfat percentage but has a plump ass and better yet some nice "C" cups.

Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' 'bout!
 

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after I posted that I thought about the lubrication thing, that does make quite a deffierence. But, lets say you were blindfolded, and had to stick 5 different chicks, no touching with your hands, just pipen em, could you really tell the difference between all of them? i honestly don't think i could.
 

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Drewskie said:
after I posted that I thought about the lubrication thing, that does make quite a deffierence. But, lets say you were blindfolded, and had to stick 5 different chicks, no touching with your hands, just pipen em, could you really tell the difference between all of them? i honestly don't think i could.
I suppose if you know a chick enough, you could

but that would be like asking to identify someone's farts

sure it varies, but not by enough to actually tell much difference unless you were an expert
 

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Anybody remember that episode of Seinfield when Jerry was talking about vagina's? I don't remember the exact words but it was something like, "Why do they call it vagina? It sounds like a disease. Oh you have vagina, I'm so sorry."
 
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