"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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The Vagina Appreciation Thread

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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I.A.F.Y.B.

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Have you seen a vagina or felt one? Cause, it sounds like you have no idea...
 

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So...you want to have a Vagina...Monologue??
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Then you'd know that they smell and taste disgusting.
Umm...thats cause you been messing with nasty girls who lack proper hygiene.
 

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Around the time when I lost it I liked eating out, then over time I started not liking it. Though I've heard some testimonies that women like it when a man knows how to go down on them better than sex sometimes.
 

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I definitely appreciate an attractive vagina. Nice, fleshy lips, not TOO much skin but some, I prefer them dark on the outside and creamy on the inside, much like a Lindt chocolate truffle. Mmmmm....
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Raikojo17 said:
IN this thread we talk about Vaginas

Their looks, strategies, and what makes them feel so good, and how to get lots of them

Maybe even a few pictures of some nice ones

Sound like fun?
Their looks: They look like vaginas.

Strategies: A simple in and out job. Much like a bank robbery.

What makes them feel so good: Because they're vaginas.

How to get more: Go out and try to get more.

Yeah, that was pretty fun. :D
 

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I think God did too good a job when he created Eve...Eve's womb in particular. It's hard for me to last very long unless I'm wearing a condom. It just feels just too f--king good raw. Some girl's p-ssies feel so good that you could almost bust within seconds of putting it in if you don't catch yourself.

P U S S Y. God's gift to man. Think about it, aren't we lucky that we don't mate by a woman laying eggs that we then fertilize outside her body, the way fish do. It's so much more fun the mammalian way.
 

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speakeasy said:
I think God did too good a job when he created Eve...Eve's womb in particular. It's hard for me to last very long unless I'm wearing a condom. It just feels just too f--king good raw. Some girl's p-ssies feel so good that you could almost bust within seconds of putting it in if you don't catch yourself.

P U S S Y. God's gift to man. Think about it, aren't we lucky that we don't mate by a woman laying eggs that we then fertilize outside her body, the way fish do. It's so much more fun the mammalian way.
Sooo true my man, soo true. BTW, can you guys actually tell a difference between vag's? I'm talking strictly sensation-wise, not how they look. To me, they're pretty much all the same when you're inside em. Is this just me?
 

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Oh cvnt, oh cvnt
Oh slimy slit
How men wallow
In thy piss with such bliss

Oh cvnt, oh cvnt
Oh dark and dismal hole
All covered in hair and matted in 5hit
Thee smells like a polecat's ass

Oh cvnt, oh cvnt
I love thee
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Drewskie said:
Sooo true my man, soo true. BTW, can you guys actually tell a difference between vag's? I'm talking strictly sensation-wise, not how they look. To me, they're pretty much all the same when you're inside em. Is this just me?
Oh no.....there is a HUGE difference in some women's tw@ts.

It's mainly due to the consistency of their natural lubrication (or lack thereof).

Another big difference actually has nothing to do with the vagina- it's the shape of a woman's body and the amount of flexibility she has.

Sex is soooo much better with a woman who is trim, fit, or at least well proportioned. A woman with larger thighs is less enjoyable most of the time since it's harder to maneuver her around and harder to get deep penetration.

I am visually attracted to women with a decent amount of curves, but for sex there is nothing that compares to a woman who is has a slightly lower bodyfat percentage.

It's like hitting the lottery when you get a chick who has a slightly below average bodyfat percentage but has a plump ass and better yet some nice "C" cups.

Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' 'bout!
 

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after I posted that I thought about the lubrication thing, that does make quite a deffierence. But, lets say you were blindfolded, and had to stick 5 different chicks, no touching with your hands, just pipen em, could you really tell the difference between all of them? i honestly don't think i could.
 

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Drewskie said:
after I posted that I thought about the lubrication thing, that does make quite a deffierence. But, lets say you were blindfolded, and had to stick 5 different chicks, no touching with your hands, just pipen em, could you really tell the difference between all of them? i honestly don't think i could.
I suppose if you know a chick enough, you could

but that would be like asking to identify someone's farts

sure it varies, but not by enough to actually tell much difference unless you were an expert
 

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Anybody remember that episode of Seinfield when Jerry was talking about vagina's? I don't remember the exact words but it was something like, "Why do they call it vagina? It sounds like a disease. Oh you have vagina, I'm so sorry."
 
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