Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I.A.F.Y.B. said:Have you seen a vagina or felt one? Cause, it sounds like you have no idea...
San Jose California said:Then you'd know that they smell and taste disgusting.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Umm...thats cause you been messing with nasty girls who lack proper hygiene.San Jose California said:Then you'd know that they smell and taste disgusting.
You aked: http://www.thiswillturnyougay.com/Raikojo17 said:IN this thread we talk about Vaginas
Their looks, strategies, and what makes them feel so good, and how to get lots of them
Maybe even a few pictures of some nice ones
Sound like fun?
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Their looks: They look like vaginas.Raikojo17 said:IN this thread we talk about Vaginas
Their looks, strategies, and what makes them feel so good, and how to get lots of them
Maybe even a few pictures of some nice ones
Sound like fun?
Sooo true my man, soo true. BTW, can you guys actually tell a difference between vag's? I'm talking strictly sensation-wise, not how they look. To me, they're pretty much all the same when you're inside em. Is this just me?speakeasy said:I think God did too good a job when he created Eve...Eve's womb in particular. It's hard for me to last very long unless I'm wearing a condom. It just feels just too f--king good raw. Some girl's p-ssies feel so good that you could almost bust within seconds of putting it in if you don't catch yourself.
P U S S Y. God's gift to man. Think about it, aren't we lucky that we don't mate by a woman laying eggs that we then fertilize outside her body, the way fish do. It's so much more fun the mammalian way.
speakeasy said:
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Oh no.....there is a HUGE difference in some women's tw@ts.Drewskie said:Sooo true my man, soo true. BTW, can you guys actually tell a difference between vag's? I'm talking strictly sensation-wise, not how they look. To me, they're pretty much all the same when you're inside em. Is this just me?
I suppose if you know a chick enough, you couldDrewskie said:after I posted that I thought about the lubrication thing, that does make quite a deffierence. But, lets say you were blindfolded, and had to stick 5 different chicks, no touching with your hands, just pipen em, could you really tell the difference between all of them? i honestly don't think i could.